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damn bitch get it together

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

It’s what

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

my gender identity ranks higher than urs on the activision blizzard diversity chart. btw

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

i love when a cat meows at you and you’re like “yeah tell me about it” and they’re like “meaarow” and you’re like “that’s crazy man” and they go “rrraow” and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you

i’m vaccinated so i would basically be a god in the 19th century. that is, until the shrill cough of a 22 year old coal miner upsets a nearby horse and it reads back to give me a blunt lobotomy with its rear hoof. as the physicians poke and prod me with their unwashed hands, never once considering the consent papers that haven’t yet been put to pen yet, they discover that nearly every part of my brain has been blended back into primordial ooze via kinetic energy except the parts that keep my heart beating, blood circulating. and penis erect. A thousand and one academic articles are written about this miraculous discovery, all of them egregiously racist in distinct ways

this community has weird dark vibes lately

its all rhe ******* and )****(

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

i HATE peeling oranges i HATE soup i HATE kitchens i HATE phoebe bridgers i HATE tenderness i HATE quirky graphic sweaters i HATE tote bags i HATE pdfs i HATE al pacino i HATE the inherent togetherness of being i HATE bruce springsteen i HATE the grocery store i HATE haunted houses i H

thoughts on emails?

LOVE emails.

@hafanforever For the Queen of Puns!

@minervadeannabond Once I saw this, I figured you reblogged it for me! 😁