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Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
NASA

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Since tumblr is currently very excited about versions of Project Hail Mary we made up in our head, an interesting thought experiment might be: what would Rocky sound like if lexicologized and translated by someone else?
The meat of the story is linguistics being done by a non-linguist, which means that Rocky's use of language tells us something about Eridian language but tells us way more about Ryland Grace's translation choices.
Fffffffffff this dovetails so well with my unwritten space story where the team linguist is NOT the archeologist but rather the techie. Dr Zeke Arnolds my irritating beloved, you coulda been played by Ryan Gosling *wipes tear* .....man, Zeke woulda been so rude to Grace about literally everything. [Zeke Arnolds is of course named after the legendary Arnold Zwicky, styled after my irl colleague REDACTED, and fueled by the sort of linguist rage and pedantry you can only acquire in graduate school. Ah, memories...]
On a side note, Rocky is named after a common noun of English that presumably has nothing to do with whatever meaning is name has in Eridian. The name "Rocky" is corefferent with his actual name but it does not translate it. What if Grace's name is the same way? The name Rocky gives him doesn't mean grace, it means This Guy. But the point of the story is that these guys are exactly the same, so what if Rocky assigned him some epithet that was a common noun in Eridian, based on the substance he's composed of
Rocky: can't proceed. Grace all over floor.
Grace: I - what?
Rocky: not human Grace. Just grace.
Grace: ...describe what that word means
Rocky: small liquid contained. Grace.
Grace: ....
Grace: YOU NAMED ME PUDDLE
....okay this was in no way the point of the post but my new headcanon is that Grace's Eridian name is "Puddleglum." Because he is a sad contained liquid.
Grace: actually my name means "divine mercy freely given"
Rocky: Understand. Humans bad at names
don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.
^ relevant art by @catcrumb that legitimately rewired my brain
Just a note for the local crowd
Every now and then a difficult period like this comes along: so it's time to request some assistance.
I've kind of been neglecting my vision for the past year or so, aware that I needed new glasses (and to go have a consult for possible eye-related surgery), but putting it off... and now the situation has, as it were, come home to roost.
The other day, when I was typing something and then (to check it before posting) had to pick up the Mac and hold it up to my nose to see what I'd typed... I realized that if this went on much longer, even with dictation (because after you dictate, you still have to edit...), I wouldn't be able to write.
That would be bad.
I need to go see my Eye Lady, get examined, and get both sets of glasses re-fitted with new prescriptions. This—as usual, each time it needs to be done every year and a half or two years, due to Weird Eyes—is going to run into a low-four-figure-ish kind of money. And due to other recent unexpected medical expenses, right now there's not enough dosh around (or spondoolicks or whatever term you prefer...) to get things sorted.
Therefore: can I get people interested in keeping a writer, you know, writing (as I've got three novels working at once at the moment...), to consider doing one of these things?
(a) Go over to Ebooks Direct and buy a book. (Or a bundle. Or a gift card for somebody else who might like my work.) And if you do: thanks so much!
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They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU
lot of jokes about eridians being like wow humans are so weak they can't even see through walls. but we also forget that eridians don't know what kinds of walls are opaque vs transparent. imagine some eridians are just like excuse us dr. grace, they go into the next room, and have a full blown argument in front of a window. bonus points if the badness of human hearing has been greatly exaggerated so grace can hear every word they're angrily singing.
My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

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i think not only should we bulldoze all those massive cemeteries between queens and brooklyn but we should throw the bones into the ocean. to dishonor them for what they have done to the city. greenwood can stay its basically a park
I think we can find the Centrist Compromise here - build massive apartment buildings on top of them all and then relocate the remains into an altar in each new unit where the ghosts of the dead can serve as a guardian spirit against intruders and/or rent increases. They can stay, they just gotta work like everyone else!
continuing to do my job at a software place right now currently does really feel like, just, larping. Playing at being an office worker. It's meaningful *enough* still that I get something out of it, I made an important website more stable with the work I did this past 6 months or so, ... and yet it's still hard to imagine that this is the best way to do what we're doing, or that our jobs will really conceivably exist in a meaningful way in a year or two, and yet we're still making plans as if the future exists in the same way.
apparently my new hobby at work is trying to impose English teacher level standards on software engineers writing documentation. one might argue this is mean, however, in my opinion, documentation should be good instead of bad
I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek
Guess who I saw today
WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??

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you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
Presented without comment: "We sit in a circle in the grass. I set a 2 min timer, we all look at one person ("the protein") and silently imagine in detail what it would be like to eat them. When the timer goes off, we go to the next person."
for the last time: i am NOT going to vibecamp