Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when heβs rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zukoβs airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesnβt want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
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Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so itβs not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for himβ¦. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
I love that this transforms Aangβs role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
My brain, immediately after theΒ βAang wonβt take no for an answerβ post:
Aang:Β Iβm gonna ride him! *jumps on Zukoβs shoulders*
Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang isΒ βgrandpa figure who wonβt fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,β then what is Iroh doing?
And then it hit me.
Iroh:Β *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table* Iroh, deadpan:Β I must capture the last airbender.Β Iroh:Β It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar wonβt be turned on the Fire Nation. Iroh:Β Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se. Iroh:Β β¦ Iroh:Β Anyway, itβs your turn.
About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog canβt proveΒ that heβs letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.
@ray10k
Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.
AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE ITβS PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appaβs fur tied in a string)
i think about this post all the time and if i may, i would like to suggest keeping the banished royalty angle for zuko.
he was the eldest son of fire lord sozin, who knew the avatar was the greatest threat to the fire nation, but also knew the new one would be a firebender and he couldnβt exactly merc his own people, now could he? but he always planned to order a convenient little assassination on whoever the new avatar turned out to be and in the meantime took out the air temples so that avatar couldnβt learn the next element in the cycle. of course, when it turns out to be his son,Β sozin, stellar dad that he is, thinksΒ βif you want something done rightβ and shoots a fire blast at his firstborn.
zuko enters the avatar state, blows up half the palace, etc etc as one does, gets a nasty scar for his trouble, and escapes, hence why he was hanging out far enough south to necessitate katara and sokka cracking open a cold boy a century later.
all this is to say 1. i think itβs a good way to maintain zukoβs background and characterization in an au like this and 2. it leads to a secret second roleswap
because this makes zuko irohβsΒ uncle.
Reblogging again for Katara and Sokka cracking open a cold boy.



















