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Presented without comment: "We sit in a circle in the grass. I set a 2 min timer, we all look at one person ("the protein") and silently imagine in detail what it would be like to eat them. When the timer goes off, we go to the next person."
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To everyone working on a sewing project right now:
If you realize you messed something up, and your immediate response is, "I won't undo that. No one will notice..."
The RIGHT NOW is the ideal time to take a little break. Turn off the iron. Turn off the sewing machine. Go outside. Eat a piece of toast. Drink some water. Look at a cat. Walk away for like ten minutes.
Don't talk yourself into ignoring something you'll regret ignoring just because you have momentum going.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go un-sew all this lace that I put on upside-down.
Honestly that goes for knitting/crocheting too. That day I realized I was good at knitting is the day I figured out to fix a mistake in lacework several rows down without frogging anything
And sometimes you frog half of your first sweater because you've learned that you Did It Wrong in several different ways, but *now* you're *fast enough* at hooking that doing it over again just makes sense.
im astonished any organ of the us government has managed to do something good and useful (i didn't think they were allowed to do that!!) but im even more astonished that it was the FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
âGrace says he would like half of dome to be water.â
âOh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?â
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. âNo. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.â
âTell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.â
âNo. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.â
#crucially rocky is lying about this.#grace is going âohhhhh anythingâs fine you guys have already done so much for me i donât want to be a botherâ#and rockyâs translating that as grace saviour of erid need photorealistic human environment. and jacuzzi. statement
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when heâs rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so itâs not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar.
Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something.
Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible.
Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!!
Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara!
Katara: *wavers*
Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for himâŚ. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is âgrandpa figure who wonât fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,â then what is Iroh doing?
And then it hit me.
Iroh:Â *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table*
Iroh, deadpan:Â I must capture the last airbender.Â
Iroh:Â It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar wonât be turned on the Fire Nation.
Iroh:Â Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se.
Iroh: âŚ
Iroh:Â Anyway, itâs your turn.
About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog canât prove that heâs letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.
i think about this post all the time and if i may, i would like to suggest keeping the banished royalty angle for zuko.
he was the eldest son of fire lord sozin, who knew the avatar was the greatest threat to the fire nation, but also knew the new one would be a firebender and he couldnât exactly merc his own people, now could he? but he always planned to order a convenient little assassination on whoever the new avatar turned out to be and in the meantime took out the air temples so that avatar couldnât learn the next element in the cycle. of course, when it turns out to be his son, sozin, stellar dad that he is, thinks âif you want something done rightâ and shoots a fire blast at his firstborn.
zuko enters the avatar state, blows up half the palace, etc etc as one does, gets a nasty scar for his trouble, and escapes, hence why he was hanging out far enough south to necessitate katara and sokka cracking open a cold boy a century later.
all this is to say 1. i think itâs a good way to maintain zukoâs background and characterization in an au like this and 2. it leads to a secret second roleswap
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Rocky shifts. âI am⌠you do not have the word yet. Eridian who works alone often, not close to many other Eridians.â
âWhat, mechanical engineer?â
Rocky chitters. âAcceptable.â
âIs Adrian your only friend?âÂ
Rocky draws back, like heâs taken offense. âI have friends. Coworkers. But different.â
So just Adrian. And him.Â
âThis worries you,â Rocky says.
âAdrian is your mate,â Grace points out. âIâm not your mate.â
âCorrect. You are not. You do not like to be a mate.â
Grace isnât sure how to respond to that, so he ignores it.
âIâm your friend,â Grace says.Â
Rocky hesitates, for a second. â...Correct.â
âLike your coworkers.â
âNo.â
Grace sighs, rubbing his hand across his face. Okay, maybe thatâs fair. Itâs not like he felt about any of his coworkers like he feels about Rocky.
âBest friend,â Grace amends. âYouâre my best friend, too.â
Rocky hums. âAcceptable.â
âJust acceptable? Now you are offending me. Can you just explain?â
This makes Rocky fall silent for a minute longer than usual. Grace is half-ready to apologize and to say letâs move on and to retype his own name without the superfluous my.Â
âThe Earth âbest friendâ is not strong enough,â Rocky says finally. âIt does not translate this way.â
Grace runs his fingers through his hair, a little nervous, for some reason. âOkay.â
âIt isâŚâ Rocky pauses. He has to pause more often, now that theyâre not using the translator, to simplify his language. âIt means that I am not Rocky without my Grace. You are part of⌠of the whole. When I wake up, I think of you. When I work. When I eat. When I think I am going to die.â
Rocky speaks slowly, but itâs still a lot of Eridian for Grace to grasp all at once. Even as he works out the sentences in his head, he can feel hot tears rising in his eyes.
âIt means that when you are sick, I am sick,â Rocky continues. âAnd it means I will take care of you, because taking care of you is taking care of myself.â
Grace bunches up his sleeve, wiping it across his face, blinking furiously.
Rockyâs voice is soft. âSo Grace is part of Rocky. Grace is like a cell. You see? My Grace.âÂ
Grace is quiet, for a moment, trying to get himself together. When he speaks, his voice is shaky.
â...Oh.â
Rocky hums, pressing his carapace gently against Graceâs arm. âYou are leaking. Does this make you sad?â
Grace shakes his head, sniffing, crossing his arms across his knees and resting his chin on his sleeves. âNot at all.â
âGood, good.â
âI feel like that,â Grace mumbles. âJust like that. Just exactlyâexactly like that.â
âAbout your old mate?â
âDonât act stupid. You know Iâm talking about you.â
Rocky hums, burrowing closer. Grace curls one arm around his carapace. Thatâs not enough, so he leans over, dropping his head down so his forehead presses against the xenonite.Â
âMy Rocky,â Grace whispers in English.Â
âMy Grace,â Rocky echoes in Eridian. Grace can recognize the note at the start. He will add it when he plays Rockyâs name.Â
âHow long have you called me that?â Grace asks. âMustâve been a while. I didnât notice it change.â
âLong time,â Rocky agrees. âLong, long time.â
obsessed with star trek repeatedly writing themselves into a corner by creating alien races that are supposed to be The Bad Guys when that explicitly conflicts with their previously established notion that no group of people is inherently good or evil.
first it was the klingonsâtheyâre originally supposed to be this cruel, bloodthirsty, war-obsessed peopleâand then tng comes along and itâs like wait no maybe war and violence is a part of their culture and actually ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies so we have to be woke about it.
hey these are the ferengi and theyâre supposed to represent everything we hate about capitalist society; theyâre greedy, scheming, profit-obsessed, and they look like ugly little trolls to emphasize how much we fucking HATE capitalism. oh wait fuck here comes deep space nine and we have to recognize that theyâre PEOPLE. okok what if the pursuit of profit is actually part of their culture and ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies. so we have to be woke about it.
this is the borg, theyâre a hivemind race of cyborgs who have no sense of individuality and their only motivation is assimilating people into their society. they want to assimilate humanity and we are completely defenseless against them because their technology is eons ahead of our own and theyâre incapable of being reasoned with. oh sweet we have a borg prisoner this is the perfect opportunity to commit genocide against them. fuck actually we canât commit genocide weâre woke and communists and in space.
hey these are the cardassians, theyâre part of a cruel and vicious empire which is supposed to be a representation of fascism and authoritarian regimes, theyâre a cold, bloodthirsty people with no sense of empathy or compassion, their society literally references 1984 on multiple occasions, and theyâre known for the insanely cruel and inhumane methods of torture they use against their prisoners of war. we hate the cardassiansâŚâŚ.. except, hereâs a cardassian kid who grew up on bajor, andâŚâŚ. fuck. heâs a person. now we actually have to consider his humanity. and being racist is actuallyâŚâŚ. bad.
this is the jemâhadar, theyâre genetically engineered soldiers who have no sense of individuality and only live to defend the state. theyâre all born addicted to a synthetic drug thatâs manufactured by the state and administered by their mastersâthis is how theyâre kept subservient. theyâre ruthless and powerful and theyâre incapable of being reasoned with because their only motivation is violence and killing. so we should kill them all, right? FUCKâŚ.. what if theyâre actually people. goddamnit. now we have to consider their humanity.
hey these are the romulans. hey these are the founders. the list goes on. i just find it really interesting