lot of jokes about eridians being like wow humans are so weak they can't even see through walls. but we also forget that eridians don't know what kinds of walls are opaque vs transparent. imagine some eridians are just like excuse us dr. grace, they go into the next room, and have a full blown argument in front of a window. bonus points if the badness of human hearing has been greatly exaggerated so grace can hear every word they're angrily singing.

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

i think not only should we bulldoze all those massive cemeteries between queens and brooklyn but we should throw the bones into the ocean. to dishonor them for what they have done to the city. greenwood can stay its basically a park

I think we can find the Centrist Compromise here - build massive apartment buildings on top of them all and then relocate the remains into an altar in each new unit where the ghosts of the dead can serve as a guardian spirit against intruders and/or rent increases. They can stay, they just gotta work like everyone else!

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.