Spikewerks, Inc.

not even funny how true this is for me

A snug of snoffee

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

I'm obsessed with the Elizabethan ruff

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

Billionaires lie. All the time.

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

some people will even annoy you often! some people aren’t good at social cues and will therefore be frequently annoying! still not a reason to blow everything up!

*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*

Monkey paw: *curls*

Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler