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You Got a Friend In HorseĀ
YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

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If You Can, An Amusing Animation Illustrating a Very Witty Quote by Winston Churchill
Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol
not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me
dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth. Ā The people are so excited to conform they throwĀ āGender reveal partiesā to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts.Ā
Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment.Ā
One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.
This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way
#BECAUSE IT IS
And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, andĀ beaten by authorities.

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rich people:
millennials:
I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. Thereās not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.
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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?
itās also funny that u would imply that people not getting enough exercise is in no way linked to people working longer hours
REDUCED?????? TO 17????????????????????? PER DAY
Do it, Turtle
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A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in peopleās doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh āThank youā and the person says āyouāre welcomeā and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And thatās this vampireās modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say āoh, no problemā and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry
honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes
the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over
millenials are so thirsty for monsters whoās to say we wouldnāt just straight up invite the vampire in

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āI can see that the sadness has returned. And itās not a beautiful sadness- beautiful sadness is a myth. Sadness turns our features to clay, not porcelain.ā
ā David Levithan, Every Day (via naturaekos)
rich people took a rock and were like āthis is worth thousands of dollars nowā and everyone just believed them
How an Ad Campaign Invented the Diamond Engagement Ring (The Atlantic, 2015)
(which includes a link to a great article from 1982Ā about the myth that diamonds have a special monetary value)
List of Elemental Abilities
Air/Wind
Aerokinesis -manipulate the air, wind, and gas.
Aeroportation - teleport using air/wind currents.
Air Mimicry - transform into a cloud of gas, fog, or mist.
Atmokinesis - manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Deoxygenation - suck up all the oxygen from a place.
Lung Adaptation - breath anywhere
Wind Generation - create blasts of air.
Divine Winds Manipulation - create and control heavenly winds.
Dark Wind Manipulation - create and control eerie winds.
Earth
Geokinesis - control, manipulate, and reshape the earth at will.
Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Crystallokinesis - manipulate minerals and crystals.
Ferrokinesis⦠manipulate metal at will.
Fraxikinesis - manipulate burnt matter.
Geo-Thermokinesis - manipulate, control, and create lava, magma and volcanoes.
Golem Creation - make golems out of inanimate materials like rocks, wood, plants, magma, etc.
Granulation⦠can turn things into sand.
Halokinesis - control and manipulate salt.
Hyalokinesis - control and manipulate glass.
Koniokinesis - manipulate and control dust particles.
Plassikinesis - manipulate and control all forms of plastic.
Psammokinesis - can control and manipulate sand.
Terrakinesis - control, manipulate and alter/reshape the surrounding terrain and landscape at will.
Terraportation - teleport via the earth and earth-based materials.
Sacred Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate, control, reshape divine earth minerals.
Black Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate and control tainted and evil earth minerals.
Fire
Pyrokinesis - create, control and manipulate fire, flame and heat.
Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Fire Breath - breathe out flames.
Geo-Thermokinesis - manipulate lava, magma and volcanoes.
Heliokinesis - manipulate and control the sun and sunlight.
Hell-Fire Manipulation - Generate and control flames of hell.
Holy Fire Manipulation - Generate and control flames of Heaven.
Inflammation - burn things.
Melting - heat molecules to melt things.
Plasmakinesis - can control plasma.
Pyrotechnics - create fireworks.
Self-Detonation - explode self and reform.
Thermokinesis - create, control and manipulate heat.
Water
Hydrokinesis - manipulate and control liquid water and mold it into any desired shape or form.
Aquatic Adaptation - adapted to underwater living.
Aquatic Respiration - breathe underwater.
Atmokinesis- control and manipulate the various aspects of the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Dehydration - absorb water.
Hydroportation - teleport across short or long distances through liquid water.
Water Mimicry - turn into liquid water.
Holy Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control graceful waters.
Dark Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control evil and dangerous waters.
Darkness
Umbrakinesis - can manipulate and control darkness or shadows.
Animated Shadow - Animate oneās shadow.
Light Absorption - block out light in an area.
Night Vision - see in the dark.
Sacred Darkness - create holy darkness.
Shadow Camouflage - be unseen in shadows.
Shadow Mimicry - become a shadow.
Umbrageous Teleportation - teleport via the shadows and darkness.
Electricity/Lightning
Quintessence Force -Can generate whitish-blue lightning that also contains pure life energy.
Electrokinesis - control, generate or absorb electric fields and shoot lightning bolts.
Activation & Deactivation - turn stuff on and off.
Positron Manipulation - control positrons, the antimatter counterpart to electrons.
Electrical Absorption - absorb electricity.
Electric Mimicry -transform entire body into a lightning-like being of pure electrical energy
Electrical Transportation - teleport with lightning.
Divine Lightning Manipulation - create and control the brightest lightning.
Black Lightning Manipulation - create and control the darkest lightning.
Energy
Dynamokinesis - manipulate existing energy.
Energy Blast - create blasts of energy.
Energy Emission - release energy.
Quintessence Force - create and manipulate unique form of electrical and life energy.
Mana Manipulation
Chi Manipulation
Electricity Manipulation
Energy Manipulation
Ice
Cryokinesis - control ice, snow and other forms of frozen water.
Freeze Breath - freeze things in solid ice.
Freezing - lower the temperature in kinetic atoms to freezing temperatures.
Frigokinesis - control snow either as precipitation or already on the ground.
Ice Beam - shoot beams of freezing energy.
Ice Generation
Light
Dark Light Manipulation - create the darkest light in existence.
White Light Manipulation- create sacred light from the divine.
Photokinesis - create and manipulate pure light.
Force-Field Generation - create protective shields of solid photons.
Invisibility - be unseen.
Laser Emission - bend light wavelengths to create lasers.
Light Absorption -absorb the light around you.
Light Generation - emit blinding light or glow in the dark.
Light Mimicry - take on the traits of light.
Photoportation - Teleport by using photons.
Projective Invisibility - turn other things invisible.
Evil Banish - Rid and banish all spirits of evil and black magic.
Light Manipulation
Weather
Atmokinesis - manipulate the various aspects of the weather by using water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Atmokinetic Resistance - immunity to all weather-based abilities and effects.
Atmokinetic Sensing - sense the future weather patterns.
Other
Aether Manipulation
Cosmic Manipulation
Gravity Manipulation
Nether Manipulation
Space-Time Manipulation
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This is perfect! Thank you OP! :D
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I like Jim Halpert, but I also appreciate this comic
The Office is (maybe) my favorite show, but as time went on I felt less and less charmed by Jimās pranks. Season 5 essentially confirmed Dwight is on the spectrum:
Dwight: āWait, is this a joke? Iām getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.ā Michael: āDo I look like I am joking?ā Dwight: āNo, but thatās sometimes part of it.ā
Obviously Dwight was annoying but Jimās behavior was sorta gross. He tricked Dwight into walking in on Merideth in the bathroom, for instance.Ā
Also, Jim hated his coworkers in general? He was always making excuses to skip drinks with them. He was only nice to them when he needed something. He doesnāt even seem to care about Pam that much. He didnāt even go to her art show. He even lied about his apartment flooding to get out of Michaelās dinner party, intending to leave Pam there alone.Ā Ā
Worst of all, he refuses to dress up for Halloween. Sorry, but Jim is a dick.
Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence itās like
1. Wake up
2. Eat some garbage
3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much
4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know youāre a crow
5. Join your 3 crow friends in someoneās backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball
6. Yell some more
7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!
8. Repeat
I can relate.

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Alright tumblr gays, itās time for some discourse
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Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if thereās one thing I hate, itās old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I aināt EVER giving them the satisfaction.
Oh my fucKING GOD
Wait stop this is a game changer.
i have reblogged this 4 times; i have thought about this every fucking day
Reminder!
āIf every woman in the world woke up tomorrow and decided that she loved herself and loved her body just the way it is, how many industries would go out of business?ā
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Hey look a few more industries for us millennials to kill!
This is the most motivating thing Iāve ever seen in regards to me stopping hating on my self