Donner und Blitz

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[ID: A photo of a pigeon. It does, in fact, look gorgeous.]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Reblog to make it drop faster

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

Baptisms if they were sick as fuck

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

'fumbling the bag' not becoming an innuendo and 'rawdogging' leaving the sex term lexicon to enter modern parlance means we're at a net negative and need to come up with a new sexual phrase NOW

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

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