Donner und Blitz

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

The only war is class war.

how to say "I love you" in x-files [502/?] ⤷ 2.22 — “F. Emasculata”

why so silent good messieurs

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

Dana Scully | The X Files S1EP2 "Deep Throat"