Its Me, Kermie

AMBROSE PUTTING THE MESSAGE IN VIDEOS WHERE HE KNEW HE'D GET OFF TO IS SOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY

Jurch

Ilya Rozanov, the icon that he is, has his own little romance in Heated Rivalry and then proceeds to play the role of a gay fairy godmother in every subsequent book. He just comes in, clocks everyone who's queer, tells them what is wrong with them, encourages them to get together with their partners and pursue their happiness and then fucks off to go have sex with Shane. King shit.

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

THIS. is the beast ☝️🤓 that's a muffin 🤣 i see a cloud 🌥 but with a face 😶 if you take that main squiggle 〰️ for an eye 👁 i thought it was a flower 🌸👶 no yes there's something .... florescent about it 🤔 thought it was a snake 🐍 in a bush 🌳 I HATE YOU ALL 🤬 I HAVE HATED YOU FOR MILLENIA 🤬 except you my lord 😔 thanks 😊 i merely want to put you in jail 🔒 and fill up the jail with acid once for every time you made a frivolous remark 👌👈 or ate peanuts 🥜during a cohort admiralty meeting or said what would i know 🤔 im only gOD 😇 then at the end of a thousand years you would say mercy 😣 ive learned not to do any of those things 🙅‍♀️ because i haaaated the acid you put on me 😩 and i would say that is why i did it lord 😌 i did it for you and for your empire 🙏 i often think about this 😁

I never got to do it, and look where we ended up