:O

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

These mfers calling each other larpers nonstop like it doesn’t mean something else entirely with the same kind of brainless poise that led to a generation to misappropriate “POV” to mean “a video”.

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

trying to meet my buddy at the park but i couldnt find him so i wandered aroond a bit and finally aaw him fully encased in amber on a tree

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world