:O

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

Lot of y'all want to be fed a lot of BBQ meat, and take a long nap.

guy who confuses his animal metaphors during sex voice: wow take a look at those oinkers

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

These mfers calling each other larpers nonstop like it doesn’t mean something else entirely with the same kind of brainless poise that led to a generation to misappropriate “POV” to mean “a video”.