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we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

It's actually kind of impressive how the Nintendo Direct voiceovers manage to communicate via inflection alone which specific words in the script have a ™ after them.

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

i miss everyone

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

the philosophy of "losing is fun" ends up being less about how the game actually works and more about setting expectations for approaching it. I think a lot of people get hung up on it, but the most important thing you need to remember for enjoying permadeath games is that, at the end of the day, you've got to find it as funny when you lose as you do when you win [going too far] this is also broadly applicable to life

at risk of making it less clear, a lot of roguelikes are less about the accumulation of a great many important things than they are about presenting you an endless series of interesting gamestates which can only be fully enjoyed by allowing them to exist in their own context. they're all things that happen and cease to happen, but you are also playing as a thing that happens and ceases to happen. it's richer for you winning or losing, shallower for you trying to preserve something beyond the moment where it actually exists

that being said, everyone who wrote the enemy ai for sil-q is a hel-deofol