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Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

the smuckling smumbler

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

Playstation 4 controller would be better because it's wireless and has gyro functions for rotating Wizard Things (i dont do wizard stuff)

What's interesting is that the gyro controls represent the four watchtower spirits (north south east west) along with the spiritual dimension (outer, inner). Pitch, Yaw, and Roll represent Jachim, Boaz, and the Da'ath-Tifareth path respectively.

Triangle before me, X behind me, Circle at my right hand, Square at my left hand. For about me flames the PLAYSTATION.

Whenever i have someone in my car i put on the ‘songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt’ playlist and somehow it popped up on my desktop app for Spotify and bc my computer didn’t shut down during my weeklong vacation it played it on repeat so now Spotify thinks im a 40-50 year old white guy whose most radical music taste is paint it black

A decade of curating a profile that gets me recommendations about filk and indie and bullshit like that and now when it’s time to ‘spice it up’ it plays 3 doors down

to fallout 4's immense discredit in the matter, its decision to mandatorily define all female player characters as lawyers who married a soldier puts it behind literal fallout 1 on "does the female character feel like you're the punchline to a joke"

to elaborate on that a bit, it's actually toothgrittingly misogynistic that they contrived a scenario where there are two player characters and one of them was clearly conceptualised as The Wife of the Male Player Character, while the other was made as a character first. it's remarkable they managed to do that in a game with a character creator and no mechanical distinction between genders