:O

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

It's actually kind of impressive how the Nintendo Direct voiceovers manage to communicate via inflection alone which specific words in the script have a ™ after them.

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

i miss everyone

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now