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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

yeah alcohol is cool but have you ever been someone's first choice? me neither. pass the bottle.

This is good stuff to know!

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

please reblog!

REBLOG RIGHT NOW. As someone who has been in a rough patch for a while, I can deeply understand the severity of this!! Please reblog, it only takes a second. You can save someone's life. You can be a hero, bring the change that the world needs to see!

REBLOG RN. RN. THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONE, YOU CAN BE THAT PERSON!

important !!

This has been something I've struggled with for a while now. If enough people had shown me that they actually cared if I lived or died, maybe my state of mind would be different. Maybe I wouldn't have done some of the things I did to myself, that I deeply regret now. Everyone matters, no matter how insignificant you may think you are, don't pick up that blade. Please. It will ruin you. This is important. Please reblog. This can save lives. This can help so many people. This isn't a joke. This is a serious issue that people need to be more aware of.

Please reblog!

I only have, like, four followers and they all follow my alternate account, but I want to make sure everyone sees it and reblogs.

Do not become a statistic on the worldometer website please.

Had multiple situations involving friends almost committing, as well as one that mentions it a lot. So I don’t take this stuff lightly. Please re-blog if you see this, thank you.

yall BETTER be reblogging this shit.

last part of the chain is really important

@tango-o-mango @chance-detector @mistysanrio @cozmic-wyatt @spookie-puppy @rockeyyyy @oh-so-tartalizing @i-am-a-living-god @le01zk00l @denerturee @coco1273 @lilic0211 @afteas2003 @sp1rit3dexe @evil-chance-detector @mentallyinsanepenguin @please-be-nice-im-sensitive @wooferswolfer tryna tag all my moots and everyone ik that’ll be able to get it to more ppl bcuz this is important

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

Curb stomp nazi

I hate nazis! *Throws glitter at the nazis*

hi *sends my army of goose at the nazis*

fun fact: punch Nazis any time you see one!

piano

mr. ant tenna hates nazis!

(ooc: punch nazis! :3)

Fuck Nazi scum 

thought I reblogged this a lot earlier but yeah fuck nazis

reblogged already but this is important end them

Nazis are the fucking worst. Kill em all.

Satan hates Nazis. They go to super hell so I don’t have to look at them

chained up to the mountain, straight up "losing it" and by "it" , haha, well, let's justr say, my liver

Reblog if you want random asks and you don't care what they're about

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

I already consider some of you to be my friends. Might as well make the rest of you a homie, too

* evil laughter * yes… yes… frenship 😈