and i lost my shoe!!!

who would have thought tomodachi life would awaken the newsies hyperfixation bc now i have: spot and katherine living together, davey upsetting race, and albert falling in love with crutchie after crutchie cured his hiccups 😭

jack: hello friends. the newsies: jack: you might be wondering why i'm taped to the ceiling.

albert: i figured out why you're so depressed. you have updog. davey: what's updog? albert: RACE BRO GET IN HERE! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

finch: do you have a plan to get us out of this alive? jack: sort of. the idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.

davey: you're looking at the master of leaving parties early. davey: i don't mean to brag, but the night we won the strike, i was home by 9:00pm.

crutchie to jack, when katherine asks him out: someone is willing to tolerate your presence for a whole evening. crutchie: this may never happen again.

jack: well, i have notes for you, my friend. face? pretty good. torso? awesome. legs? stunning. feet? disgusting! race: that's too far!

albert: you're gay, right? albert: ...i mean, like, openly gay. davey: uh, i'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.

race: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first? crutchie: crutchie: ...the good news?? race: it is unlikely that i will ever do it again.

jack: i really appreciate it. i owe you one. davey: i love you, too. jack: did you just say something? davey: ...no.

elmer: i know i’m gullible ‘cause people tell me that, and i have no reason not to believe them.

*henry and finch sitting on a bench* crutchie: why do you guys look so sad? crutchie: what did you do? finch: sit down with us so we can tell you. crutchie, sitting down cautiously: ... henry: the bench is freshly painted. crutchie:

race: spot, apologise to them. spot: fine, but i have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not the girl you fell in love with.