Why Shouldn't I Be Random?

I like Tuesday. Tuesday is my day off from work, and I can just focus on my writing and my homework. :)

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Pink lady for life

Unapologetically casting my vote for pink ladies

Don't date someone who can't find happiness in what most fulfills you. Example 1: If you want to be a music teacher, but your partner dislikes kids and can't be bothered to listen to you play a new piece you've worked really hard on, that person doesn't need to be your partner. Example 2: If you're a devout Christian and your partner thinks the whole Jesus thing is a fairy tale designed to make children behave, don't date that person.

i have a weird feeling that the suicide squad movie will somehow be responsible for the rebirth of scene kid culture and its something i knew would happen eventually but i never thought it would be so soon

Later this year high schools will be filled w/ guys trying to act like the joker in that “edgy on purpose lol u mad” kinda way and scene girls w/ pink n blue dyed pigtails giggling about how “lol im SO CRAZY LAWL X3″

i cant believe you two made me read this on my own dash

if someone does that “rawr means i love u in dinosaur” think im holding you personally responsible

Currently taking pre-orders for Dashboard Confessional, MCR, Evanescence, Secondhand Serenade, and Green Day mixed CDs. Cost is one 8 oz bottle full of prep tears or $6.66, whichever is more convenient.

Apparently, nobody bothered to tell me I had a long-lost daughter.

guys who act like they don’t know what makeup does in all the “boyfriend does my makeup” videos are so annoying steven you are 25 you know what mascara is

My buddy Stokes and I are 19 and 20 years old, respectively; and both women with very girly sisters. It took the both of us putting our heads together to get a 74% “grade” on a BuzzFeed makeup quiz. And like 80% of our correct answers were shots in the dark. Just blind guessing. We were both cracking up the whole time about our relative ineptitude regarding cosmetics! XD

Yes! Thanks to the huge repercussion this case got on social media, it got the attention it deserves from the actual mainstream media.

Signal boost the fuck out of this, those pieces of scum need to held accountable for this!

I get that native Americans are upset, I get it. That being said, this country would NOT be what it is today if the actions of our past were not taken

What do you mean by that

They mean Native Americans should feel grateful that 90% of their population was exterminated because the remaining 10% get to live in poverty on reservations while everyone else gets to enjoy Starbucks and Amazon Prime and pretend our military isn’t terrorizing the rest of the world so we can live in a protective bubble of ignorance. 

Ignorance is what makes us believe this country is great...

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

Guys, stop bothering women while they’re working. You’re just being annoying. People have jobs to do that aren’t related to you, and the world doesn’t revolve around your fragile, desperate egos.

and please don’t ask us when we get off. It sends the creep alarm all the way off.

One time at work I found out that a male coworker thought I was “in love” with him. I literally just had conversations with him like I would with all my other coworkers. But no, apparently that meant I must be in love with him. I don’t understand why guys think that being civil is flirting?? Every time I have been friends with a guy there is always a point when they’ll either ask me “are you flirting with me?” or “do you have a crush on me??”. Why do you assume that just because I’m treating you like a human being then I MUST want to jump your bones. Your egos need to calm the fuck down tbh.

This is such a long post but YES. I got this for 10 years and retail. You’re trained to smile and be polite. You HAVE to or you get in trouble. The amount of dudes that have mistaken that for flirting… Boggles the mind.

DO NOT. CHAT UP. WOMEN. WHEN THEY’RE WORKING. DO NOT. DO. NOT. because let me tell you something. best case scenario, you’re making her uncomfortable. worst case, you’re scaring the shit out of her. I’ve been harassed and stalked so many times in my retail career it’s unreal. after the worst incident, I got special permission to wear a false nametag from then on. I was stalked by a man I spoke to once. two sentences. I greeted him on entering the store and asked if he needed anything. he read my nametag and asked for my number. my male coworker tagged in and let me go stock the backroom until he left. weird, but seemed harmless enough. until he called the store every day to ask if I was working. and asked repeatedly for my schedule, claiming to be my boyfriend. he happened to have the same first name as the guy I was seeing at the time. thankfully, this had happened to enough women across the company that disclosing a coworkers schedule over the phone to anyone other than that coworker, even if it was one of their family members, was a fireable offense. so no one ever did it. he kept at it for SIX. MONTHS. I transferred to another store. he didn’t believe my coworkers when he was told that I didn’t work there anymore, including new hires who had never even met me and knew me only as ‘the girl who used to work here whose stalker won’t stop calling.’ he got hostile. came by and confronted my friend Dave, who had been my supervisor when we worked in the same location and who had been there during my first and only in-person contact with my stalker. thankfully, Dave is a very good actor. he told my stalker, tearfully, that I really had transferred to another store. in the city. and that a few days after starting at my new store, I was tragically hit by a bus while walking to work and had passed away. the daily phone calls finally stopped after that. I had to FAKE MY DEATH to get away from this fucker. who I had greeted once. because it was my job. this happens to women in retail often enough that some national companies have guidelines on handing these situations right in the orientation handbook. hell, our store even had a special ‘I need help but I can’t make a scene because I would be endangering myself’ code. SARA. Send Assistance Right Away. if someone on the sales floor asked a question about ‘sara’ (ex: ‘hey, is sara working today?’) that meant call security and get to that coworker ASAP. she is being paid to be nice to you. the only reason she isn’t calling you a creep and telling you to leave is that she is so dependent on her job that she’s weighing her options: is he more of a danger to me than my loss of income would be if I got fired for telling him off?

@acciopigfarts

This post is so fucking important

STOP HITTING ON WOMEN AT WORK!!! WE ARE REQUIRED TO BE NICE IF WE WANT TO KEEP OUR JOBS!!

Behold, the Relationship Guru is come. Yes, he’s doing it to get your attention. Even though he’s the one who ended it, he’s not fully over the relationship and feels the need to push you further away and “prove” to himself that he doesn’t need you, he can be happy without you, and that’s why he broke up with you, because he doesn’t need you to make him happy. Really, he’s not fully happy without you, which is just proof that the break-up needed to happen. (If you cannot be happy single, you cannot be happy in a relationship.) He’s pissed off, because he realizes now he can’t be fully happy without you, and in a twisted way, he blames you for it--like if he truly mattered with you, you’d be jealous and chasing him, and you wouldn’t have “let” him break up with you. It’s hella bass-ackward, but I’ve seen this a hundred-plus times. It’s him trying to validate himself for breaking up with you, in a very convoluted manner.

i hope every girl who doesn’t have a girlfriend gets a girlfriend this year

Or maybe straight people exist

Source?

I am a straight woman and I exist. I approve this message. So does my boyfriend.

The bloke on the right looks like he sees what we see.

I’m going to do it. My next story will be good, and nobody will die. With just a satisfying dash of homosexuality.

Sleeping in your car can be a death sentence in the police state #BlackLivesMatter Booost!

Whaaaaaaaaat! Damn make it VIRAL! 

Whenever a girl compliments me I’m like… Is this a normal compliment or a gay compliment? I need to know