Spiced Honey

“Is it gay or is it misogynistic?”

They don’t understand.

I explain that often times women and girls are excluded from stories in favor of a predominantly male cast because the author doesn’t value female narrative contributions nor considers them worthy of character development in their own rights independent of the men, so the result isn’t uplifting male relationships with romantic intentions, but simply sexist writing in its most basic form.

They assure me it’s a good story.

Look inside.

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- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

With a satisfied smile, the blogger lets their brain return to a warm and gentle B-mode where criticism of any other celebrity does not exist, because the blogger’s favorite singer is the One True Celebrity. The blogger need not read the vast amounts of criticisms of the latest Michael Jackson biopic. The blogger need not pay attention to any post not tagged with the name of their One True Celebrity.

One day, the blogger knows, they will receive their Eternal Reward for being a True Fan of the One True Celebrity and defending her from all the blind, sexist sheep who only pretend to care about the climate and immigrants and the normalization of fascism and racist dog whistles and stopping the onslaught of end-stage capitalism so that they can dunk on a beautiful, white, innocent, frail little flower of a woman who needs the protection of someone Chosen - like the blogger.

With a self-satisfied smirk, the blogger returns to their Matrix-style sleep pod filled with pony beads instead of slime and hooks themselves in, returning to a slumber that will power Taylor’s personal vibrator until the next Google Alert wakes the blogger for another round of defense. As the blogger drifts into slumber, their eyes fluttering, Taylor’s voice can be heard, praising the Chosen blogger’s efforts, her beautiful, melodic voice line only interrupted by the customized name portion which sounds like the CVS phone voice:

“Thank you, [Pleasure Wand Power Unit 758]! You sure did a good job [defending my friendship with people who run concentration camps]. Don’t forget to buy the seven new re-releases of my last twelve albums in special edition cases! My honeymoon isn’t going to pay for itself!”

Stolas before S3:"You like horses? How strange...and repulsive."

Stolas after S3 (scribbling):"Actually,if I can make it about myself and imp dick it's kind of cool."

DYK that's was the point of the game? It was invented by Eleanor Abbott for children hospitalized with polio. The disease would effect mobility among other things so Candyland focused instead on bright colors and engaging illustrations rather than complicated gameplay to encourage the imagination of bedbound children. This post, and this comment, is a testament to Abbots genius in when she made this game.

Cujo is a good boy. Yeah on occasion he really isn't but with Phantom he is! Phantom is great. He loves his new owner.

Problem is his owner gets upset a lot and he doesn't really know how to fix that. He wants to make him happy, get him out more, at least out of bed. Though it doesn't work every time.

Wolf, a very big version of him told him that there was a blue guy. "A hope corgi" in his words that make people happy. Cujo growled because he wasn't trying to be replaced but Wolf said that Cujo could learn from Him.

That he could do.

So Cujo goes to find this magical outlier. It takes a few tries. Man Cujo ran into so many humans, aliens and things with rings. But eventually he did find "Hope".

It wasn't easy to get his attention. Hope thought he was trying to attack him. As if he had never played before. Hope eventually realized that Cujo was a bit different.

Being different is good. Phantom says so. It had to be true.

"What can I help you with?" Cujo was very nervous, Hope was very kind and cute.

"My Phantom needs to be happy again. I wanna help him?"

Cujo had never met a friend so fast in his afterlife. Hope was so excited.

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Bruce: We took Ace to the groomers two days ago.

Damian, scowling: Then maybe-

Alfred: Titus and Alfred were also taken last week.

Damian: Richard-

Dick: I'm not letting you take Haley to the groomers so you can oggle the new guy. She went last week.

Duke: Why don't you just go up to him and have a normal conversation?

Tim: Because Daniel is so "pretty" Damian looses all ability to speak- Ack! Hey you almost hit me!

Damian: Tsk I missed.

Dick: Yet you didn't deny it.

Damian: *glares down at his hands*

Tim, sighing: Fine, I'll help you out this one time. You and I both have friends that happen to have a certain white kind of canine in common.

Damian: *perks up*

----2 Hours Later----

Damian: *walks into the grooming Salon with a tight grip on a wagging Krypto. he looks around the salon and watches Danny through the window where hes finishing up a groom*

Danny, covered in fluff as he talks to a Husky: Look how much better you look now! Such a handsome boy huh?

Husky, wagging: Awooo!

Coworker, smirking: Danny, your new regular is here.

Danny: *perks up and looks out the window before waving at Damian. After putting the Husky up, he walks out* Hey Damian, another referral?

Damina: Uuh yeah- Yes! This is Krypto, he is owned by my friend's cousin, but no groomers around them will accept Krypto.

Danny: Why not? He's seems like such a sweet dog! *crouched down and Krypto happily pounces on him, sending them to the floor* Bit stronger than most other Labrador, huh?

Damian: Ah, yes he's a Meta Animal so..

Danny: Say no more! We'll give it a shot! *easily pushes Krypto off of him and stands up* You gonna stick around to watch?

Damian, instantly: Yes! *clears throat* Please.

Danny, laughing as he takes Krypto's leash: With how enthusiastic you are, you should come here to apprentice as a groomer. I would be happy to show you the ropes myself. *pulls Krypto away from another dog effortlessly*

Damian, swallowing: yes please...

----3 hours later----

Bruce: So, how was Daniel~

Damian: He handled Krypto with ease, and offered to train me.

Bruce, looking up: You are a medical student?

Damian: I am aware, so instead, on weekends I shall double as a dog grooming assistant.

Bruce: ...You can't be serious?

Damian: Daniel Fenton is really pretty, and really, really strong.