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Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

and the thing is the phone call is only really to set up an in person interview time but I haven’t smept a wink because I am so anxious

interview has been scheduled for thursday I amd eating my frozen waffles and going to sleep

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

I am so so cute and so so small. give me $500.

if there are any rich people lurking on my blog or hiding amongst my followers… now is the perfect time to become my generous benefactor and sponsor my artistic pursuits…