the most fun part of writing poetry is writing it. the least fun part is once it's written and it's the worst thing anyones ever written. the second most fun part is 2 years later when it turns out actually it aint so bad babeyyyy

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

"there are no jobs" wooga literally wants you to woog. for money.

I didn’t know it was possible for a chair to be bisexual, but there are more truths out there in the world than I can ever know.

My fav cute little astarion hc thats borderline canon is that dude is MESSYYY. Blood spills everywhere, 500 pillows, his nasty little vampire baby blanket… Oh my kleptomaniac recovering from trauma and regaining a sense of belonging elf ur such a cutie pookiebear even though ur tent is a tripping hazard

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

FUCK YEAH.

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

hey man i noticed you were locked outside of your own life and you haven’t been able to get back in

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.