i’m literally so disgustingly in love. my boyfriend cooked me dinner and it was delicious and then he made me breakfast the next morning. he said he loves me. he thinks i’m beautiful. he met all my friends here. they love him. he’s figuring out how to go to school in the fall. this is the first night we’re gonna be apart in like. 9 days maybe 10

he’s so thoughtful and so funny and he’s a bartender here in town and he was so nervous to ask me out. one time i was walking into the bar while he was on a smoke break and he said youlookreallynice and immediately went back inside. and his coworkers got on his ass until he asked me out. and he did. and now he goes grocery shopping with me. and i wait up until 3:30am when he’s off work to drop by mine

one of the most important moments in music herstory is when gangsta boo joined three 6 mafia she wanted to sound as scary as possible. bc u know they were inventing horrorcore. so she bought a book abt the occult or something and then her mom found it and made her burn it. i miss her

a lot of things make me proud to be from new orleans — the endless resiliency we find despite our abandonment, the communal artistry that comes with mardi gras, the constant innovation in food, reggie bush’s nfl career — but i think inventing a part in songs for women specifically to shake ass to is hands down our greatest international contribution

being a daughter of new orleans means that i hate atlanta in a primal way but even i can admit that inventing crunk right after new orleans perfected the sonic velocity needed for ppl to nonstop throw ass in the club was one of the most harmonious moments in music history. we have never reached perfection like that again. god. when the saints chose halftime (stand up & get crunk!) by the ying yang twins ft homebwoi as the song of their 2009 super bowl season. beautiful

i’m kindof like if mark and jez peep show had a kid. and it was a failure

has anyone else lowkey been touring stateside kissing their swedish boy over facetime…….