I need hooker!Soap but with a shy college student who needs help with her physics assignment. She can't go to her professor (he's a dick), and she doesn't really have friends and doesn't wanna seem like an idiot for needing help.
She somehow hears about Soap and hears how he used to be a sniper and demolition expert. That means he knows math and physics, right? There's a confidentiality rule, right? She buys one hour, and when he walks in, he thinks it's just the usual. But she's got her too heavy backpack with some books and worksheets. Okay, so she has a schoolgirl fantasy, easy enough. Except she starts rambling about how she needs help, and her assignment is due soon, and she's stuck. Okay, so she's deep in the fantasy, alright.
She explains she doesn't want sex. She just actually needs help. She knows he knows this shit, and she has no one else to go to. He's slightly baffled, considering most people just get straight into jumping his bones. But no. It's just a shy little thing that needs an A on her physics assignment.
Well, she already paid for the hour, and she's so pretty all flustered like that, who is he to turn her away? Show him the page, hen.
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give me cumplane but with all the common romance tropes reversed cause they're special like that:
their first kiss is a true hate's kiss. when out on a mission with some of the other peak lords, they encounter a curse that can only be broken if one kisses their enemy. liu qingge, going all red, closes his eyes as he prepares for shen qingqiu to kiss him to break the curse (cause they're enemies right?), only for shen qingqiu to confidently walk up to shang qinghua and kiss him, because heavens know he hates this guy for writing this shitty novel in the first place and then, as if that wasn't enough, making him transmigrate into it. everyone around is shook as the curse gets broken immediately
fake amnesia trope. once, after getting in a coma after a particularly dangerous monster encounter (which was 100% AIRPLANE'S fault for writing that stupid subplot in the first place) sqq finally wakes up, super pissed off and honestly just wants to yell at sqh and beat him up, but there are other people present at his bedside so he decides to fake being amnesiac to at least annoy shang qinghua for now & make him sweat running around looking for amnesia cures
instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced they aren't actually dating. the whole crowd that's pining after sqq (qingge, binghe, zhuzhi-lang etc) believe cumplane are just very good bros. yes they recently moved in together, yes they've been seen holding hands multiple times, yes shang qinghua recently gave him that gift, but that's what besties do, besides these two are too oblivious to ever start dating each other! (cumplane facepalm in the background at everyone's stupidity)
when they eventually get married, it's a marriage of INconvenience. no political advantage, their sect siblings are against it, the rules of one peak lord marrying another are really complicated financially, logistically and socially, and the system tells them it will dock points for it. cumplane do it anyway
pairing: bucky barnes x reader
summary: a mini get-away + funny room encounter leads to you and bucky learning of sleep disorders that went unnoticed
word count: 1.2k
tags: gn!reader, fluff, too many beds trope
a/n: guess which disorder do i suffer from in the mentioned below 👁👁. also, a huge thanks to @starburstbarnes for the request!!! had fun writing this 🤪
warning: only sorta proofread so apologies for any mistakes
Your right foot tapped rhythmically, eyes occasionally glancing to Bucky as you both waited for the hotel receptionist to hand you two the key card to your rooms. Bucky and you had certainly not planned to go on an impromptu vacation — courtesy of Sam. But here you were, practically coerced to ensure Bucky took a break after the whole Flag-Smasher ordeal. On the bright side, you got a free vacation. All paid expenses.
"I'm sorry to inform, we only have one room left available," The front desk employee regretfully stated with an apologetic expression.
"Does the room at least have two beds?" You swiftly asked, praying you won't end up having to share a bed.
The lack of speech from the receptionist was all the answer you needed. You thanked the receptionist in mild disappointment after retrieving your cards, stooping as you headed to the elevator.
"I can take the floor," Bucky finally spoke once you both step foot into the elevator.
"Really?" You snickered, pressing the floor button where your shared room resides.
Bucky's first reacted with a stone-face. Eventually, he faltered — unable to keep up his act and let out a soft chuckle.
"Yes. Is it that hard to believe?" He replied in a ribbing tone, displaying his signature smug smile.
The elevator halt with a faint ding. In reply, you pushed him playfully forward out of the lift.
"What was that for?" He chided facetiously, a feign scowl appear on his face.
You gave a cheeky grin before walking past him as if nothing happened. He let out a snort, following after you with a slight smile on his lips.
"I can hear you getting weird ideas, Barnes," You squinted your eyes suspiciously to him while unlocking the door of the room.
"I'm not," He replied with an amused sigh.
The door to your room finally unlocked. It took less than a couple of seconds for you to suddenly still, staring into the room while your hand was still on the door knob.
"You good?" Bucky asked, frowning at seeing you standing like a mannequin.
Suddenly, your lips pulled inwards, upper body shaking slightly as you attempted to not burst into a fit of giggles. Bucky couldn't help but move to look into the interior of the room.
Oh.
Joining you, he shut his eyes — crinkled lines formed at the edge. A deep baritone belly laugh erupted from him when his gaze landed in the room.
"I thought... they said..." You covered your mouth, trying to control your laughter.
"At least we have more than enough beds," Bucky replied, chuckling along.
The two of you walked in, placing your respective bags on your chosen bed. You two were still amused at the revelation — tickled at the sight of the three twin size beds.
"I'm sorry. I have to take a picture and text Sam," You giggled, taking out your phone to snap a photo. After sending the text, you put away your phone, jumping on your back to the bed.
"Do you snore?" You tilted your head to face Bucky.
"Not that I'm aware of," He replied, sitting by the foot of the bed while unpacking some of his items.
"I might," You warned him with a cheeky smile.
"Got any ear muffs?" He poked fun at you with a vexing grin.
You hurled a pillow in his direction — to which he managed to dodge with ease.
"Damn quick reflexes," You playfully rolled your eyes, earning a small laugh from him.
Once you had settled down — excusing yourself to shower and change into a fresh set of clothes — you announced you were going to turn in for the night.
"Sweet dreams," You said, sighing a little as you got comfortable under the bedsheets.
Bucky nodded in acknowledgement, preparing to head to bed as well. In his case though, that meant 'attempt' to fall asleep. It didn't take long for you to succumb to a deep slumber. He chuckled to himself when he heard the faint snores emitting from your side.
Taking the pillows, he fluffed them before placing it on the floor beside the bed he was supposed to lay on. As the temperature of the room was set neither too warm nor cold, he didn't use the covers as blanket. His body always ran hot anyway.
It felt like hours for Bucky as he stared at the ceiling above — unable to sleep.
He was about to close his eyes when he was made aware of how quiet the room went. He sat up, turning his head, only to rub his eyes when he realised something felt amiss.
Didn't they sleep at the bed furthest from me? Bucky thought to himself, an incredulous expression visible on his face.
He shook his head, chalking it to fatigue. The both of you had been travelling for hours after all. It was barely a few minutes he laid back down when he heard what sounded like shuffling. Confused, he slowly sat up again only for his eyes to be as wide as saucers. There you were, on top of the bed he supposedly slept on. He blinked for a good second before rubbing his eyes once more.
"I'm not dreaming am I?" He murmured to himself. He slapped a hand over his face before laying back down on the makeshift bed he had made on the floor, choosing to ignore you.
At first, it was fine. You weren't bothering him so he let the strange encounter slide. He nearly jumped up, startled when he thought he heard you speak his name.
"Buck.... Hungr–...." You murmured softly from above.
Bucky immediately stood up as quietly as he could before leaning over to look at you.
Are they sleep talking?
A few incoherent words escaped your lips, eyes still closed. Out of nowhere, your stomach growled. Bucky had to hold his laughter in order to not wake you.
How cute. He thought to himself before immediately shaking the intrusive thoughts away.
Deciding to let you be, he made himself comfortable on the floor once more — strangely finding your quirks balming to make him doze off. For once in a long time, Bucky was able to rest with a small smile etched on his face.
The second your eyes flutter open the next morning, you were greeted with a shirtless Bucky talking to someone on the room's phone. It took you a few more seconds before realising where you woke up. You looked down in a flash, sighing in relief when you saw that you were fully clothed.
"Did you carry me here as a prank?" You accused him almost instantly, perplexed at how you no longer was on the initial bed you slept in.
"I believe there's something you should be informed of..." He said almost grimly, his eyes casted down to the floor, shoulders hunching.
You gulped, fearing the worst, hand ready to smack the living day out of him if he attempted anything 'funny'.
"You don't only snore. You talk in your sleep and walk too."
At the disclosure, your jaw dropped.
"Wha-What?!" You replied in disbelief.
Bucky only nodded to confirm his earlier statement with an infuriating smile.
"I also ordered us some room service. I am sure my ears picked up on a certain someone who went to bed with an empty stomach," He added with an impish grin.
As if on cue, your stomach growled.
"Wow..." You scoffed playfully, feigning annoyance.
"You're lucky I'm in a kinda good mood," You pointed your index finger at him, flipping him off jokingly with an eye roll.
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nerd and playboy reverse trope with the playboy feeling insecure for not being smart enough and intelligent enough for the nerd they have a crush on
AND feeling insecure about their past relationships and “dating around” reputation, afraid to admit that they hate being alone, that’s why they always look for another body to hold
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Completely written. A new chapter every Wednesday!
Rated: E
Story Summary:
When Aziraphale arrives at the hospital, Crowley seems fine. He waves him over to the side of his bed, a smile on his face. He gives him a kiss. He calls him “angel.” It’s perfect. It’s everything Aziraphale’s ever dreamed of. But it’s not right.
What the actual fuck is going on?
A reverse trope romance in which having amnesia leads to a second chance. It’s especially sweet when you never thought you had a chance in the first place.
Read Chapter One on AO3
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This is a series of fics I'm writing that is 94.4% BakuDeku fics with each fic being based off a reverse trope from this prompt list:
This is mainly just a fun writing challenge for me that I work on whenevever I have time/feel like it. Each fic varies greatly in quality, length, and overall vibe. The only rule of this challenge is just to try and have the fic embody the reverse trope as much as possible.
Each fic in this series can be read completely independently. They're unrelated except that they're based around a reverse trope from this list. So if you're a bakudeku fan and want something to read, feel free to pick and choose from the fics and just read whatever sounds good to you.
Below are the summaries/tags/info from all the posted fics, along with a link to each fic. Only one of the fics isn't BakuDeku and I'll mark it clearly as such. (It's Yoichi/Kudou aka First/Second OFA user, with bakudeku parallels obviously, and lol if you want feel free to look at the list above and guess which one.)
I'll update this post as I complete/post each fic. For the fics I haven't posted yet, there's some sneak peek info about those below that varies depending on how much I've worked on each fic. If you're curious about what I have planned, feel free to take a look. This series is kinda my excuse to put bakudeku in the most random AUs, so some of these truly are very random.
You can also search for me on ao3 (username: thepoetaster) or find the entire series linked here:
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Reverse Trope Fics:
Too Many Beds
Reverse of: One Bed Trope
Fic Name: The Plan
(9k+ words, Teen and Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply)
Summary:
Numbly, barely even aware of Izuku’s excited chatter as he explored the big hotel room, Katsuki went to find the bedroom. He stood in the doorway, feeling as if all hope was lost.
There were two beds. Two queen sized beds, right next to each other.
This was the worst thing that had ever happened to Katsuki. He felt numb. Empty. There was a despair creeping up inside of him that he was having trouble suppressing.
Two beds instead of one was not romantic.
Katsuki plans for the Only One Bed trope to save him. Instead he must face a new adversary: the Too Many Beds trope.
Primary Tags: Crack, Oblivious Midoriya Izuku, Foiled Confessions, Love Confessions, One Shot
Link:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Accidentally Kidnapping A Mafia Boss
Reverse of: (Purposefully) Kidnapped by A Mafia Boss Trope
Fic Name: More Time
(24k+ words, Teen and Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply)
Summary:
“You’re yakuza,” Izuku said, adjusting his shaky grip on the gun in a way that was apparently enough to have Katsuki’s eyes snap back to look at it.
“No shit,” Katsuki retorted.
“I s-saw your tattoos.”
“You didn’t know that before you saw the tattoos?”
“No,” Izuku sucked in a breath, shifting on his feet. “I think there’s been a mistake. I… well, I think I kidnapped you by accident.”
Billionaire Izuku accidentally kidnaps Yakuza Boss Katsuki.
Primary Tags: AU - No Quirks, Misunderstandings, Strangers to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Blood and Injury, Awkward Flirting
Link:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Really Nice Guy Who Hates Only You
Reverse of: Guy Who Hates Everyone But You Trope
Fic Name: The Way Things Are
(20k+ words, Teen and Up Audiences)
Summary:
“I—I just—well—” Midoriya was still stammering like an idiot. Then he said, all rushed, “I like someone!”
Wolf whistles and jeering broke out amongst their teammates as Katsuki froze in place. Unjustified anger stirred inside of him along with an ugly, twisting feeling in his gut.
He didn’t care.
He didn’t.
Why the hell would he care about what Midoriya Izuku did with his stupid life?
Katsuki and Izuku as rivals on a college baseball team.
Primary Tags: AU - No Quirks, AU - College/University, Enemies to Lovers, Angst with a Happy Ending, Lack of Communication, Jealousy, Sexual Tension
Link:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
[PLEASE NOTE: EVERYTHING AFTER THIS POINT IS NOT YET POSTED ON AO3. THESE ARE WORKS IN PROGRESS, SO ANY INFORMATION LISTED HERE IS A SNEAK PEEK FOR A FIC THAT IS NOT YET POSTED!]
[Additional note about the info below: it's all subject to change, as none of these works are posted yet.]
Academic Rivals (except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class)
Reverse of: Academic Rivals (students who compete to have the best grades/be top of the class) Trope
Fic Name: We Never Learn
[Not yet posted]
Summary:
“Right,” said Dynamight-sensei. “Let’s get to the important stuff.”
Class 2-B sat perfectly still, wide-eyed and fearful under the sharp gaze of the Pro Hero.
Deku-sensei lit up. “Of course! Today's lesson is—”
“We’re going to kick Class 2-A’s ass." A somewhat feral grin overtook Dynamight-sensei's face.
“What?!” Deku-sensei rushed around the desk to stand closer to him, shaking his head rapidly and his hands flailing all over the place in his distress. “Uh, Dynamight-sensei, no—”
“Just you wait, Deku.” Dynamight-sensei directed his wide, competitive smirk towards his new coworker. “My class is going to do so much better than yours.”
In which Katsuki accepts a temporary teaching role at UA... definitely because of his hidden passion for shaping Japan's youth.
Izuku had never thought of their divorce as something Kacchan had sought out of malice so much as it’d been… convenient. That was it. Their marriage had become little more than an inconvenience to Kacchan. It was nothing but an obstacle that stood between him and what he wanted most in the world.
So he rid himself of it.
Five years ago, Katsuki left to tour with his band as they tried to make it big. Four years ago, Katsuki and Izuku got divorced. Three years ago, Izuku overdosed and nearly died. One year ago, Izuku signed on to fight professional MMA and considered his life officially turned around.
Today… Izuku ran into Katsuki at a party.
Primary Tags: AU - No Quirks, Drummer Bakugou Katsuki, MMA Fighter Midoriya Izuku, Post-Divorce, Misunderstandings, Mutual Pining, Jealousy, Recovering Addict Midoriya Izuku, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Angst with a Happy Ending, Not Actually Unrequited Love
[Author's Note: This is one of my favorite fics I've ever written. I think it's just so specifically the kind of fic I enjoy reading, so that's why I enjoy it so much. I just really eat up this level of mutual pining every time.]
Link: [Not yet posted]
Too Much Communication
Reverse of: Lack of Communication/Miscommunication Trope
[Not yet posted/WIP]
Summary:
“Izuku.” Katsuki took a deep, loud, very aggressively controlled breath. “I don’t like it when you spar with other people instead of me.”
“Okay.” Izuku nodded, looking very understanding. “Your feelings are valid, but can I ask why?”
Katsuki stared at him, clearly thinking hard. After a second, he scowled. “I’m trying to move up in the ranks, and you’re the only one around who can give me a challenge.”
Across the room, Kaminari leaned down to say to Kirishima, “Are they being serious right now? Bakugou is obviously jealous.”
“Unfortunately, I think they’re being completely serious,” replied Kirishima. “They’re both just idiots.”
A special assignment forces Katsuki and Izuku to pose as a couple and attend couples therapy. Even after the assignment is done, some of the habits stick around… but they did only attend five sessions. (AKA: A Lot of Communication is not equal to Emotional Intelligence)
Primary Tags: Undercover as Married, Marriage Counseling, Friends to Lovers, Obliviousness, Roommates to Lovers, Arguing, Idiots in Love, Crack Treated Seriously
Link: [Not yet posted]
True Hate’s Kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Reverse of: True Love's Kiss Trope
Sneak peek info: This is a pirate AU that ended up a weird merger between Pirates of the Caribbean and One Piece in terms of vibes and inspiration.
Katsuki gets cursed and can only break it by kissing the person he hates most in the world. He knows right away who that person is. It's the man responsible for the death of Katsuki's entire village. He's going to have to hunt down Midoriya Izuku.
Primary Tags: AU - Pirate, Heavy Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Misunderstandings
Dating Your Enemy’s Sibling
Reverse of: Dating Your Best Friend's Sibling Trope
Sneak peek info: This fic is the only one that isn't BakuDeku. It's Yoichi and Kudou (with BakuDeku parallels). Maybe it's obvious why... but anyways I could've given Izuku and Katsuki siblings to make this work but I wanted to write Yoichi and Kudou so I can force my headcanons about them onto them.
Lovers to Enemies
Reverse of: Enemies to Lovers Trope
Sneak peek info: The draft I have so far is a Star Wars AU. I made it Star Wars sort of for no reason at all except that I wanted to. It called to me. Anyways this fic is angst and pain and sad endings. You also really have to trust the process for how I characterize specifically Izuku in this fic, because I had to do what I had to do to fit the trope but I still think he's in character once you have all the info.
Hate at First Sight
Reverse of: Love at First Sight Trope
Sneak peek info: This is a College AU fic where Izuku is a hockey player and Katsuki is a figure skater. Izuku accidentally runs into Katsuki pretty hard, and Katsuki lays into him because he can't afford to get injured (he has a scholarship for skating). Enemies to Lovers, Jealousy, Sexual Tension, all that good stuff.
Love Triangle (where the two love interests get together instead)
Reverse of: Love Triangle (someone has two love interests they must pick between) Trope
Sneak peek info: Still deciding on the details of this AU but I do think this is going to be a royalty AU. I lowkey want to do an AU inspired by The Selection (book) or something. I wrote a draft but suspect I will be editing it a lot so don't want to write too much here yet.
Fake Amnesia
Reverse of: Amnesia Trope
Sneak peek info: Also still deciding on this one. I have ideas for multiple different drafts. One is a Harry Potter AU, the other is a canon universe Quirk accident AU, we'll see what I feel like writing when I get to this fic...
Soulmates Who Are Fated to Kill Each Other
Reverse of: Soulmates Trope (typically meaning they are fated to be together)
Sneak peek info: Red String of Fate AU. This is like a forbidden lovers type thing. Izuku and Katsuki are essentially nobility from rival nations that are right next to each other. Their duty to their roles gets in the way of the two of them constantly. They also have different views on religion, fate, etc, and it's a constant point of discussion/argument. As the trope demands, this is a tragic ending with major character death at the end. Lots of mutual pining and secret meetings and all that stuff.
Strangers to Enemies
Reverse of: Strangers to Lovers Trope
Sneak peek info: Full disclosure, this is inspired by an episode of miraculous ladybug called "Oblivio" except it's sort of reversed from what happens in that. Basically, Izuku and Katsuki lose their memories completely and are trapped somewhere. They talk and try to figure out what's going on, but they have no idea who the other one is (or who they themselves are). They quickly find out they are very different people and that they don't get along, so they come to the conclusion that, when they have their memories, they must be enemies. (They're married.)
Fake Dating (but instead of the couple faking it to others, they are dating for real and everyone is convinced they aren’t actually dating)
Reverse of: Fake Dating (two people pretend to date) Trope
Sneak peek info: Izuku and Katsuki get together as the result of a dare, so for some reason none of their friends believe they're actually dating. A quote from Kirishima: "This is the most intense game of gay chicken I've ever seen."
Too Hot to Cuddle
Reverse of: Cuddle For Warmth Trope (typically as a means of survival, two people are forced to conserve body heat by huddling together)
Sneak peek info: Katsuki and Izuku have a mission go wrong and they're stranded in the middle of nowhere. It's the middle of summer, in a foreign country, and they only have one of their bags. Meaning, they only have one tent, one sleeping bag, etc. It's a survival fic, and there's conflict because they really should share the tent and/or sleeping bag, but it's so goddamn hot that they can't stand to come near each other.
Katsuki: "If you touch me at all, I will literally murder you."
Izuku: "Why would I want to do that?! You're so goddamn sweaty!"
They do confess on their adventures of course :)
Love Interest CEO (who’s a himbo that runs their company into the ground)
Reverse of: CEO Love Interest Trope (normally a hot, rich, capable CEO)
Sneak peek info: Izuku is a CEO. He's not dumb but he can be a bit too gullible/trusting. Katsuki graduated college top of his class but the job market is shit so he barely manages to get a job as a secretary (Izuku's secretary) after months of applying. He uncovers people doing shit under the table and realizes where people are taking advantage of Izuku's kindness. They work together a lot and fall in love.
Nursing Home AU
Reverse of: High School/College AU Trope
Sneak peek info: Still deciding what direction I want to take this one. I have outlines for multiple fics, including one that's sorta inspired by the Notebook, as well as one that's mostly funny/crack treated seriously. We'll see what I do when the time comes...
