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severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

Cave Johnson here. So it turns out when you get that blue stuff on your skin, it has a feminizing effect on the human body. In unrelated news, volunteer rates for the repulsion gel tests are up 400%

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

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