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can you lez the fuck in

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

Disassociative in Dungeon

delicious identity disorder

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

some of my greatest ideas come to me right as I've shut the computer off, put the phone down, and gotten into bed

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

Happy moon landing!

Happy moon landing!

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital