delusions of grandeur

Guy who’s seen black sails, watching any other show: I’m not getting enough black sails vibes from this

Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )

Love and peace on planet earth

“are you a boy or a girl?” i am what you want me to be i am your worst fear you’ll find it in me

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

I love inventing schedule conflicts on the spot. Lying about being busy is my favorite thing. No, I cannot work that extra day, I have such a full schedule you see. Yes. I am definitely spending it having Me Time at home. But you don't need to know that.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

the only documented case of anyone ever ACTUALLY having a gay agenda was george blagden on the set of les mis 2012

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

Armand’s beauty is directly proportional to how insane he’s acting