“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women
Claire Keane
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Jules of Nature
almost home
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Noah Kahan
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
The Stonewall Inn
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap

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“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

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i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either
what the fuck man
Hello, Avatar Pavi!
Made this little print in preparation for SDCC 💜 every day that goes by brings everyone closer to meeting her! I'm so excited 😭
music taste
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.
Can't leave this in the tags..
if you're ever beating yourself up for 'missing the obvious hints' that someone is romantically interested in you, know this: i once met a guy who asked out a girl after she sent him nude pictures of herself in the bath and she said she wasn't interested. it is never obvious
fascinating things happening here
What’s sexier than wizards?? AN EVIL CORRUPTED WIZARD

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I love magical girl shows, any excuse to design some is a good reason, so here’s some pride flags turned into magical girls/guardians.
Feel free to request flags owo
It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK
so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

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There’s definitions of things but there’s often parts of a thing that exist on the edge of that definition but everyone knows is still that thing. Definitions are useful but at the end of the day you know a thing when you see it. You know that a horse is not a chair and that a 90s inflatable chair is a chair and that a table is not a chair even if someone is sitting on it. You know a chair when you see it. A beanbag both is and is not a type of chair and this is a comfortable truth.
But anyways that’s also kind of how gender works.
Also sometimes something might look like a kind of chair but it’s actually a rare kind of stand for wine kegs and is almost completely unrelated to chairs as a concept.
This is also kind of how gender works.
All of the exceptions and nitpicking y’all are bringing up in the notes only proves my point.
I have stumbled upon many fanfics where Essek learns Zemnian (and with cr3 it has basically become canon), but never fanfics where it is Caleb that learns Undercommon :(
I probably need to look for them better but in the meanwhile:
Personal headcanons about Caleb learning Undercommon for Essek:
Caleb starts using undercommon pet names for Essek next to the zemnian ones (this also connects to my idea that Caleb uses pet names way more frequently than Essek, but maybe sometimes Essek also replies with undercommon pet names :'D)
Thanks to his perfect memory Caleb learns all the grammar he can incredibly quickly, but that doesn't do shit against his terrible thick zemnian accent. Essek teases him about it even if he secretly finds it adorable.
I think it makes sense if the Dynasty has two different words for "first time spouse" and "spouse across multiple lifetimes" (considering their whole deal), and if your first time partner starts to switch it up and call you by the other term it's a Big Deal!!!! It means they will find you and love you in all of their lifetimes!!!! It's a commitment it's a promise!!!!
Except that in the "Undercommon for dummies" grammar book Caleb found there isn't the full context of the term. It just says that the [word for partners across multiple lifetimes] is occasionally used instead of [word for first time partners] to show your commitment to the person. So naturally Caleb goes "I want to use that one!! So Essek knows how much I care about him!!!"
Cue to Caleb calling Essek [word for partners across multiple lifetimes] and Essek turning around at the speed of light going "HUH???????????"
So they clear up the issue and talk a little bit about it and Caleb still goes "well, that doesn't change anything, for me at least. I would be honored to be with you in this life and the next :')" and oh gods oh no Essek is going to start CRYING RIGHT NOW-