for what should such a Creature doe

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

Are vampires allowed to go to blood drives or are they banned due to the anal sex thing

…they do that?

yes, vampires are ravenous sodomites

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

#ratatouille

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

i assumed this was porn