remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

you’re telling me it’s sunday night?

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

4 in the Morning perfec t time for find card from dea\d grandpa! makes feel very Comfort and no Sadness. find card from dead grandpa. Find Card From Dead Grandpa. no problems ever when findd card because Good feelings and emotional Support for weak heart. Acard at Four in the morning yes good time for find card from dead grandpa can trust card for giveing good warm feelings to weak heart. friend grandpa.

anyways so i started bawling