1-800-yaslappin?

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

nostalgia will have you thinking delusional crap like "i miss being 14." no the fuck i don't!!!

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Winged eyeliner

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!