1-800-yaslappin?

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

I would unironically love this

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

always gotta make sure first. i almost drank burmy

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively