1-800-yaslappin?

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

*pointing at a plushie* you know that thing would cuddle you if you died right

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

to make it more lynchian can't you read

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie