Gender Envy? More like Gender Wrath

that's it he's goign in the microwave

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

Jabba the Hutt. He's a wonderful guy and I hear he's doing great things for Tatooine. Jabba the lover I call him-they call him that. And he loves music. Jabba has the best music. The monsters too but we don't talk about that. Strong, strong ally to Israel and the United States yes thank you Jabba.