71 Ascends on Wings of Fire

"Sniff." - The Restrained Sniffer

"Just one is plenty." - The Restrained Sniffer

"It would be terribly gauche of me to sniff any further." - The Restrained Sniffer

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

This is a staunchly pro-bug zone. I may have contentious relationships with the ones that enjoy eating me or my food but that's life baby. The great web...

notice how everyones 30 now

A jar of rats being glued to your face and the other side of the jar being heated up so the rats have to dig through your face to escape

I’d live

you are now a rat cage yay!

"get a degree" "get a job" there are snoopy images in my phone