Lieutenant Dumbass

Looking for me? 😏

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

play fighting is so fucking hot, oh no I got pinned down by you on the bed we better not fuck or anything that would be crazy

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

brennan lee mulligan decided to say 'one day, all your friends will find someone who they love more than you' on a random dnd live session while playing a stupid fucking puppet thing with a stupid fucking accent, and altered the wiring of my brain in horrific ways that can never be undone