Thinking about the parks intern today who, mid tour, asked me if i created dashcon

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

@ominous-signs

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

beepy

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments