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Dumping ground for whatever I feel like posting. I have too many fixations to list. I will say many horrible, evil, yucky and inane things. You have been warned. I will say many positive and good things with lots of meaning. You have been warned. I will spread despair around the world and the entire universe Not on purpose woops. This account classifies as NSFW just because I might say cum or shit or piss or crap or fard or boogers or republicans or vomit or cum. He/They If you have to know, I'm a straight cis male. It do not matter tho. You can call me anything. Trans rights = human rights. You are valid. Always treat yourself well. Never give up.

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liache

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

gutsygills

why it so dangerous to be clean

catholic-aviator-deactivated201

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

thegoodfoothousehold

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

theraphos

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

cumaeansibyl

reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please don’t get fancy

aeliad

Pick one. Stick with that one.

itshiptoeatbees

mix all of them together to solve world hemger :))))))) ))

littlegreen

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

itshiptoeatbees

im sexually frustrated okayyyyy??????

#just horsey things

dogpuppy

-Queer mario

etc

twentybrokenipodclassics

great job everypony

itshiptoeatbees

look up, king

*Pans up to reveal long-legged Patrick Star in fishnets.*

#spongebob #patrick star

myeternallimbo

I’ve been feeling down quite for a bit, but watching one of my comfort shows always helps.

I haven’t drawn them in quite a while, and I really like how they all turned out.

Will be back to posting soon :)

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daco-showman

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

ivy-michaels

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

ivy-michaels

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

bitches be like "Oh, I'm so OCD! I just have to have my art supplies organized by color and all my belongings neatly placed where they belong or else I get so stressed~ Also I'm really good at math by default."

unless you're scared that god hates you despite you being an atheist or you're fearing for your life at age 23 that you'll die and vaguely resemble the plot of a contextless walter meme, you're probably just larping

if god exists, im their blorbo and being used for their torture smut im pretty good evidence that there is no god

#ocd #walter #meme

the only difference between getting kicked in the nards and being pregnant are the strange food cravings

women would never understand what it's like to want to eat green jello with onions like in that quantum leap episode after the main character guy got kicked in the balls so hard that he had a baby

#quantum leap

instead of doordash we should have who hash

hell is living with people who don't like it when you talk during a movie at any given point but they loooooove watching mystery science theater

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depsidase

itshiptoeatbees

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

liberalsarecool

There is no product. It's a scam sold as "you need to act now or everyone will pass you by".

the sequel band to the beatles called the eat-alls and they just vore everything and everyone the end :)

#food ideas #the beatles #vore talk

if i was granted god powers, i'd probably lobotomize myself right quick so as not to deal with the heft of a burden of thought and then immediately fly to the nearest hard rock cafe and say some shit like "We can rebuild him..." and then immediately phineas and ferb that shit in 4 seconds flat in a blistering cartoon dust-ball fury to say "hard cock cafe" complete with the guitar sign turned into a more phallic image, but done sloppily enough to make it obvious what it once was to passerby

#phineas and ferb #hard rock cafe

wetheurban

Sending love to anyone who is just… tired.

Not just physically, but mentally, emotionally, socially, financially.

Life is asking a lot right now.

Pause when you can. Breathe when you remember.

Give yourself space. Give yourself grace.

itshiptoeatbees

ingle ongle angle ace :D

#mental health #health

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I COULD REFUCK MY SE-HEEEELF

by retracing my dick

#will wood #will wood and the will woodians

me violently rustling around in my pants in a vain attempt to find something undisclosable, not because it's a penis or anything lame like that, but something far more sinister but i can't find iiiiit :( boowomp

#spongebob #squidward

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