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DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

We need 1 year of people being confrontational to each other to reform the social contract. Like straight up telling ppl they’re dumb as fuck for not knowing how to share the sidewalk. Kicking ppl out of movie theatres as soon as they check their phone, even if it’s for the time. Publicly shaming ppl who are bad neighbours (stomping, making noise, being dirty etc). Too many ppl have gotten comfortable with inconveniencing others and we need to bring shame back. You bitches have absolutely fucking lost it

i feel so overwhelmed by this week and it's only tuesday

anxiety has been beating my ass so bad...

If there is a god he will ensure that my dad passes away before my mom so she gets to know what freedom is like even if it’s for a little bit. I don’t wish death on him or anything but I mean just like natural causes or something. Like she really deserves at least that

You absolutely cannot be a good father but a terrible husband

On one hand I feel bad for my mom that she has to put w my dad but on the other she will not leave him. I moved out precisely bc I didn’t want to witness their dysfunction

My dad is a fkn man child that makes the lives of the people around him worse. Like how pathetic is that. I truly cannot stand him

My mom so desperately wants me to move back home as if that place isn’t the most depressing place ever bc of my dad. She will never stand up to him and the same shit will keep repeating. Not interested in being a therapist to someone who won’t change their life. Like leaveeee me out of it

Monthly reminder that I hate my dad

I feel like I haven’t been as active on here as I usually am…. How are y’all what are y’all up to

The lady who emptied the knicks garbage can onto the street objectively sucks but she shouldn’t have lost her job over it omg. Just bc the surveillance state got someone that u don’t like doesn’t mean that it’s good that she lost her job

I have so much work to get done and my stupid coworker won’t stop coughing. Like it’s this nasty hacking cough and it’s sooo distracting

corporate job made me gain weight like a motherfucker. to be fair i have been eating like shit so i need to fix #that