Kalani A.

@spacefighter413

welcome to my page; come freely, go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring | adult, she/her, bi, ace | IMPORTANT: if you message me with only “Hello” or a similar greeting, i will assume you are a bot and mark the message as spam. if you’re actually a person reaching out about something, say what it is straight away! thank you. please don’t april fools me without prior warning, i’m a autism and don’t like the sinking sensation that the world has flipped on its axes without my noticing i don’t really like politics. everyone should be able to do what they want with their body and life and not hurt others. if you don’t like something, you don’t have to interact with it! it’s not for you, move on

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The Magnus Archives liveblogging masterpost

season 1 (complete)

season 2 (complete)

season 3 (complete)

season 4 (complete)

season 5

pinning this so i don’t lose it or forget to update it

#the magnus archives #liveblogging

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There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

#this is how it’s been going #sane me awake at normal times of day does not have the vision required to write any of these people #but sleep-deprived me? she’s just heard the character we’re beating up use the description “like villi in the intestines of a god”

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

derinthescarletpescatarian

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

astra-the-dragon

my pet molocule

#!!!! SO SMALL!!!!

pet da pluey

pet da pluey

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pet da pluey

mildlybizarrecorvid

Reading through the scp files in order has given me the wonderful secrets of which ones I subjectively think are way cooler and more interesting than the famous ones

mildlybizarrecorvid

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

Read this one earlier today. Awesomesauce

#ah i remember reading through the scp files in order #reached like 6000 something before high school got too depressing and i stopped doing much of anything #my favorite’s 3001 :)

What did gman mean by this?

Doodle on medibang, looks bad because I decided to draw on the smallest canvas size known to man like a genius

#cool art #he’s so prettyyyy

onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

#yippee!#it’s so stupid go watch it everybody

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

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i don’t like it when people complain that player characters are superhuman. if i could climb up 100ft of sheer smooth rock cliff and only need a bit of a breather afterwards i’d be doing it all the fucking time

#it’s enjoyable to be a superhuman

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

crunchabletincan

miss avellanos stop i’m blushing

#no one ever underestimate the cuteness of a woman contemplating many many murders #beautiful

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

#i wonder if the toddler comparison will work on the adults in my life #the cats do not need outside they need tuoys and fun times

severaldisordersinatrenchcoat2

Scars are morally neutral bye the way. You cannot ask someone to cover up their scars anymore than you can ask someone to cover up something like freckles or vitiligo.

Yes even if there self inflicted. Yes, even if they make you uncomfortable. Even if the scar is big and purple or red.

it's not an eyesore or sad or bodyhorror, it's part of someone else's skin and therefore none of your business.

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i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so i’m making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether it’s in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friends’ art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT

just spent 40 minutes retracing my walk from before to find a stick of pepperoni that fell out of my bag :) yes i started at midnight :) yes i found the pepperoni again :) :) :)

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