newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country
What the fuck is going on in England? We're here and don't bloody know
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newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country
What the fuck is going on in England? We're here and don't bloody know

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I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.
Count Binface oozes more confidence and charisma in this 52 second clip than Farage ever has in his entire life and I'm actually going to be genuinely upset if he doesn't win.
That's an incredible headline
One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please

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Ice, can we get a shoutout to Black trans women?
SHOUT OUT TO BLACK TRANS WOMEN!
the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting
i need to get on tma tumblr so here have some gerry
i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder
I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

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what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get
I am fucking loving how shit-scared the UK right-wing is of a man with a bin on his head. Now that Count Binface might actually win the Clacton byelection they're desperately trying to smear him with such gems as:
"He's anti-Brexit!" Good.
"He's anti-Trump!" Good.
"He's anti-establishment!" At this point I think you're just trying to make me like him more.
"His manager once called Farage a horrible cunt!" Well Farage *is* a horrible cunt, what's your point?
"He's making a joke of British politics!" Well that's very appropriate given that current British politics *are* a fucking joke.
"He's a left-wing liberal elitist!" I don't know if you can be all of those things at once, but I do know that Count Binface isn't the one getting millions in donations from cryptocurrency billionaires sooooooo...
Vote change. Vote Binface.
hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off
one of my small joys working in customer service is reading out someone’s joke spam email in a very loud and professional voice over the phone. “i’m going to send you an email, it looks like the address we have on file is HOT PANTS DADDY SIXTY NINE at yahoo.com. is that correct?”
and always get a “sigh…yeah.”
i have this deadly sickness called remembering
don't even remember posting this

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let me get what I want please please please