HoleoDemony

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

Akira bike sliding on a horse

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

"erm! actually! I'm not comfortable calling people it/its! it just makes me uncomfortable I feel dirty and icky and mean! why not just use they/them? sending love!" doesn't feel good reading once. reading it 12000 times on 4 different posts? fucking explode. leave it/it's users alone. you really don't have to share that someones chosen pronouns makes you uncomfortable. you sound like a transphobe.

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

sick fuck ate his wife

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever