TheShadierTwin

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

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at this point the toronto blue jays are just 17 injuries in a trenchcoat

me and my amish daughter with the constitution of a horse

i really miss having a tummy ache at 10pm because my hockey team was about to play

i know its very hard for yall because you have air between your ears instead of a brain, but i need you all to think very very hard about the fact almost none of the popular minecraft smps have even one black or brown person on their roster.

its really unfortunate that padme no longer used the body double approach to security after aotc because the concept of the queen of fakeout deaths being married to the guy who loses his shit at the thought of her dying is honestly the wildest fucking thing and i think it's underutilised. let's give anakin a few trial runs before his big breakdown ok. maybe seeing padme getting assassinated live on space tv on a monthly basis will let him microdose on acceptance and inner peace. he can get into a different stage of grief each time and maybe when rots rolls around he will be fine

we need to start hockey rpf over from scratch and the first rule is pretend macklin celebrini and will smith hockey were never born

i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life

they tried to kill me for this post

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

How would you describe a dragon to someone who has never seen a dragon?

this is literally exactly like medieval bestiaries. a description which was game-of-telephoned out of an ancient account from somebody who might have seen the animal in question, being misinterpreted by an artist who has not seen it

Draw an S. Then, a more different S. Close it up real good at the top for his head. And then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spineties, and angry eyebrows. Then you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings (if he's a wingaling dragon). You may also put one of those beefy arms on him for good measure.