TheShadierTwin

everybody start respecting and appreciating alejandro kirk so much more. Now.

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

we used to be a country

genuinely it kills me that the only thing people know about duke is he’s a meta day time hero named signal because his pre meta signal stuff is so good and like the meat of his character to me like omg I just feel bad these people are missing out. They don’t even know “it’s why I got these puzzles out Mr Wayne. I’m going to take him on. They all say I’m crazy, but theyll see… you’re only crazy if it doesn’t work, right? Now, like I said… what’s a six letter word for hit-or-miss?” They don’t even know his parents got jokerized in an exact replica of the wayne family murders. They don’t even know We are Robin. They don’t know he’s a puzzle master. They don’t know everything he went through trying to find his parents. They don’t know he threw himself in front of a train because he was pissed Bruce was an amnesiac and wanted him to lock in and be Batman again. They don’t even know We are Robin. They don’t know he blasted Two-Face underwater with his favorite heavy metal band “Batmans bitch” and/or pussy it depends how you interpret the censor. They don’t even know “look at this. This is me. This is you. I love you.” They don’t even know We are Robin. They don’t even know he wanted to be called Lark. They don’t even know the name signal is based off his mom and being the first knight on the battlefield. They don’t even know “and you told me you had a rule. That when you weren’t sure about someone, you met them first thing in the morning. In the new light, you said. People have a harder time hiding who they are first thing in the morning.” They don’t even know he quotes Tarantino movies and is a poet and collects card games. They don’t even know “You think Joker is just pure evil, just pure black. But he’s not. He attacks what he loves. His serum makes victims do the same. So my parents? Every horrible thing out of their mouths? They’re actually telling me how much they love me. That’s the motivation behind the blackness. So please. Let them stay. I can take it.” They DONT EVEN KNOW WE ARE ROBIN

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

Guy who's learning about "reading things" for the first time.

This will be the new tumblr

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you

“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk