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Vae Victis!

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I am loyal to that throne. No matter who sits on it.
Alfred, Hunter of Vilebloods
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lgbtq meme:Â [5/5] relationships: nomi x amanita
âNomi Marks, will you marry me?â âOh my God. Oh my god, I donât believe this. Amanita Caplan, will you marry me?â âAbsolutely! You?â âEveryday of my life.â
Beware of Crimson PeakâŚ

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Reading: hey it doesnât matter if the author knows every little detail, they can have some artistic liberties and make things up
Writing: if I donât find the exact shelf life of the average can of ravioli RIGHT NOW I will DIE
btw the average shelf life of most unopened ravioli cans is 18-24 months
âAhem.. Unless you two want to stay like that for the next twelve hours, we better go.â (I just canât with this guy basically being the proud cockblocker of the entire clan. He can have all my love and affection, though, regardless if he wants it or not. Disapproving traditionalist grandpa - no hugs until you wed her first, Goliath.)
It had almost escaped my notice that it is now May, the month that dooms to a heartbroken death 99% of characters from folk ballads. So, if you suspect you may be a character from a folk ballad, for your own safety:Â
donât fall in love, donât go by the river, donât go to the sea, donât talk to sailors, donât gamble, donât ramble, donât go North, donât go North-West, donât stand in the wind, donât dance with anyone named Sally, Sue, Mary, Ann, or Barbara, donât go to the pub (but if you do go to the pub at least donât drink, and if you do drink at least pay for your own drink, and if you are absolutely broke and have to let someone else pay for your drink then at the very least do try not to forget to toast everyone you know whom you think might be there very loudly and possibly multiple times), donât lend money, donât borrow money, donât wish you had more money, donât make plans to make more money, donât start working for a new employer, absolutely do believe anyone who says they will try to kill you, curse you, or maim you, absolutely do believe anyone who says you might die, turn down every invitation to go a-hunting, horse-riding, or a-courting, be wary of flute players you meet on your path, donât dance with satanic men in black coats, donât marry off your daughters to the first man whoâll have them, and donât promise your true love any herbs you canât readily plant and gather in your own garden.Â
There. That should just about cover you for 31 days. Heed the warnings and you may have a chance to last the month. Good luck.
This would be a great premise for a video game - you come from a long line of folk ballad characters, and it is April 30th; your goal is to survive as much of the next four and a half weeks as possible, while increasingly dangerous tropes hunt for you.
Iâm watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
that is very on-brand for swans
âWhen youâre a vampire you become veryâŚsexy.â
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement

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at some point youâve got to STOP reading the entrails and go out and LIVE that which was portented by them, because you WILL run out of doves
by Shawn Dubin