The many mistakes of Kain and Raziel

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

one of my favorite things about raziel is that a huge number of circumstances you see in fix it fic would really make things much much much worse for him

i didn't like having to kill them. They're like underworld Babushkas to me. just looking for their woven baskets. they're off to get vegetals for underworld soup

You're so nice to them. I didn't like fighting them because 1) I'm bad at games, 2) my reflexes are terrible, and 3) if they got too close before you hit them, half the time the knockback wouldn't work properly and they'd murder me

<3 Proper way to help these lil buddies on their way <3

If you’re in the habit of helping small creatures, as I am, here’s how for snail. Prob also applicable for aquatic snails.

hyenagirl...a catgirl who fulfills the ecological niche of a doggirl...so important

you ladies are really enjoying this one *tosses you a little treat*

i think raziels death should hang over all of his brothers heads like the sword of damocles

kains presumed disappearance (if we take the idea that he just fast forwarded through time) wouldnt help either. its not that kain is gone, kain is always with them, hes inescapable. hes god. and god has killed his favorite lamb. his absence means nothing. what could he do to them?

I keep getting ads for receiving the holy ghost like my friend if you want me to receive your hole and ghost you better present!!!!!

When will it be my turn to get ghost hole 😭

I do not "require therapy," because mine emotions are "perfectly stable"

Do not roast marshmallows over the furnace golem. They will not taste right

Messmer would say some classy shit like "Wouldst the lady ride atop the serpent" or some shit.

I don't get it

I could explain. Or demonstrate. If you like

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real