tonight's creature feature

ban men's sports i have seen enough

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

Buffy/willow and betty/Veronica parallels.........my mind.......

Jennifer/needy is the toxic version of this to me btw

you can’t even say i only like nicki’s verse on monster now. there’s no one left on that song. now we have to talk about bon iver 🙄

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.