O D D B L E S S

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

if i cant kill myself i guess i just have to make art and cook good meals and listen to music and dress up pretty and hope it will be all worth it to be doing something to distract myself forever

There once was a doctor named Freud

who woman preferred to a-void

bitch loved his cocaine

But he couldn't explain

Hatsune Miku vocaloid

all i think about is sex and how i’m going to die

As funny as this is, the trees and the vans in the background are a dead giveaway that this is AI.

hes not wearing vans