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happy peaches day to all that celebrate

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have

I could fix it

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style