Valerian Root N' Snake Oil

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

words like "humanity", "humankind", etc don't really work in a dragon age context bc obviously using those words in that universe would be pretty racially charged, but they also don't really have a good alternative besides "people", which doesn't really work in every context. current headcanon is that words that center humans are defaulted to as a kind of racist "neutral" (similar to the way language will sometimes default to men and male pronouns as neutral) but when thedas hits roughly their equivalent of modern day there's going to be a lot of clunky attempts to introduce more inclusive language by saying "human+" and acronyms like "QHEAD" (qunari, human, elves, and dwarves)

you might be thinking "but both of those terms could easily be substituted for people and don't create a better alternative for the words that actually need to be replaced" and you would be right. thedas twitter users never catch onto this tho

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

It was a clitorical question

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

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