It's me. It's all me.

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.

Next they’ll bitch the millennials killed the soda industry. ...to be clear I’m ok with this.

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

What the everloving fuck

The only way to destroy Disney is tricking them into buying tumblr

sounds like one of those classic fairy tales where the fool saves the day by taking advantage of the villain’s greed and then ruining him

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

All the non floral herbs in her mad scene-Rosemary, rue, fennel (as opposed to say violets and daisies) were abortificents used at the time which could cause a host of mental symptoms like agitation and hallucinations. Ophelia and her baby ended up in a watery grave.

Also of note, a thing we discussed: the men in the audience would never have noticed this. It’s information that would have been passed from woman to woman, as needed, meaning Shakespeare had to know at least one woman well enough that he would be trusted with the information.

This was the best scene in the whole series

Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.

I would like luck and I do like cats. Yes on all fronts.

I really appreciate that the Netflix Castlevania adaptation looked at the fact that Dracula’s sprite is so much larger than Trevor’s, and where they could have acknowledged it as the result of technical limitations of the NES console, instead they said “no, Dracula is actually just eight feet tall”.

Lisa went into that castle, saw that tall spooky man, and thought, “That’s a whole ass husband”, and I can totally level with her

@makotokino

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

this is a godly post and i am ready for the future