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Full trailer for 'Pickmon', an open-world survival game that looks like 'Pokémon' and 'Palworld', except monster capturing is done with “cards”

ruinedchildhood

flitsy

Tell me that's not Link. Blue tunic and everything.

totallynotgayforyou

Oh hello Ceruledge

Wait

Roadhog!??

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knitmeapony

How about calling it a kitty bat?

crunchyncrumbly

Thought of berserker Oghren once and decided why not draw that

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kira-7

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

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fox-bright

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

fox-bright

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

fox-bright

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

lastoneout

nnugatoryextravagance

This has no right being this fucking funny

elierlick

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

thank you trans men

thank you trans men

thank you trans men

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a comminity label when they dont fucking need one.

geezmarty

back at it again! :^) very excited to open single character portraits for this round! All info in the form:

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geezmarty

never done this before but you can now give me free reign on the pose if you'd like to see what I can cook on my own instead of needing to be specific :^) go wild

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voidsentprinces

Official Meteor Survivor/Derplander/Warrior of Light artwork currently only released for Chinese Servers.

strangerconnection

i should be allowed to psychically project all my agonies onto people who try to minimize my disabilities. oh yeah, "its not that hard"? watch this

forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

dontleavemydreams-deactivated20

lord

uhmgilinsky

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

forfawkssake

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

whitakerforever

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

twomanyfandomshelp

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

insufferable-yapper

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

myterriblethirties

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

brokenteardrops

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

myterriblethirties

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

persianmom-deactivated20251026

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

wizard-of-interesting-failure

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

holoprisms

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

freebagels

dramatic-dolphin

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

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