you’re the hot lunch

i recommend telling yourself “this isn’t an experience i want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that are really detrimental to your health and don’t benefit you in anyway.

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

stressed? take a little nap. feel unlovable? snooze it out bestie. want to end it all? snork mimimi

open window save me. save me open window

is that simple task bothering you queen

feeling like the health inspector

the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

love a big ass purse. this is my bucket of garbage that i take everywhere. yes for emotional support

my problem is i am a girl who likes the idea of doing so many things but in reality only has the energy to daydream about doing those things rather than actually doing them

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier.

hey bro do you want to smoke some Ibuprofen with me