🌟An Angry Queer🌟

Y’all have no idea how mad it makes me to see George W Bush on my screen knowing I can’t legitimately call him the worst US president of my lifetime anymore. Like that shit was supposed to be a lock.

Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

supercalifragilisticexpialideeznuts

I just thought it meant the cat was simultaneously Catholic and pissed about the unwanted quartering of soldiers in your home

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

Congrats to us, America - now let's go fucking bully Biden

Sandslash is super effective against rock types

They have those claws for ripping into termite mounds to find something to eat. Considering that scientists are currently studying termite mound construction for potential applications in concrete manufacturing, I guess it’s actually pretty logical that a pangolin would be able to tear through concrete given the right leverage and motivation. It being logical does not, however, make it any less fascinating or terrifying to watch.

^It’s also a fair likelihood that it’s why it’s tearing into that wall. Chances are, there are ants in that wall.

Unparallelled magnificence. I love ripping through concrete. Truly the pangolin is my soulmate.