Somewhere beyond the sea

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

@jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

It makes the dream work

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

happy first day of pride everyone

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

i hope youre being a massive faggot tonight. and insane . @everyone

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

What if I made a dnd character by committee

You guys cannot make con the dump stat no do not do this

y'all have to pick between the paladin winning and str and con being so damn low you can't do both

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.