Miss Taken Identity

You know, apart from the ridiculous (but sexy) heels, this seems like a fairly practical outfit for burglary. Not that I would know, of course.

Item: Cursed Boots of Slowness

Oh, It Most Certainly Can Happen Here

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

Further furthermore: adults bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of the Cthulhu mythos.