Go Ahead and Get Narsty if You Want To

image description: a photograph of a sign in front of a body of water, two seagulls sat on either side of the sign. The left half of the sign reads "BOAT AREA NO SWIM" with an arrow pointing left, and the right half reads "SWIM AREA NO BOATS" with an arrow pointing right. / end description

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

I could be your everything bagel 😇🥯 or your nothing burger 😈🍔

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

john raul porge and gringo