They banished *me* to the land

Something silly 🐑

Based on this gif

Stuck.

40 years later, you return to this spot. You are much older and have made many decisions in your lifetime, but this is the only one that haunts you. It was an impossible situation, an unwinnable conundrum. Even though you tell yourself you made the right choice, you continue to wrestle with the decision. Perhaps, in another life, you would feel differently. But this is not another life, this is reality. The reality with the conclusion you chose.

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Romantic!Ramsey x Percy

Ramsey initiates any and all romantic dates, which usually involve candle-lit dinners unless there’s a festival downtown, they’d probably check that out as well so that Percy can make sure everyone stays safe and Ramsey can eat food. It’s like normal, but together!

Ramsey usually cuddles up with her on the couch and gives her the :3 face until she plays with his hair

They both live in an apartment together. Percy does the cleaning, Ramsey does the cooking (mostly because he didn’t trust her choices of only eating bread for every meal and he wasn’t too keen on celebrating every holiday with butter water-)

Percy’s the big spoon in bed

Randomly, just randomly, Ramsey will just take Percy’s hand, kiss it and say “my lady :)”

Percy: Hey Ramsey, do you happen to know where the rest of the plastic bags are? They’re not in the bathroom

Ramsey: *turns a corner and kisses hand* no m’lady

Percy doesn’t always know how to be as romantic as Ramsey, so she decides to try using cute nicknames on him because she figures that’s what couples do, you know?

She called him honey once and he just reacted with “huh, honey. That’s new… but I mean alright, works with me”

Whenever they’re sharing a romantic moment and looking into each other’s eyes, Percy will sometimes focus on his golden eye and go “oh, your eye appears to be a little scratched. Here, let me clean that for you-“ and just busts out a little blue rag, grabs his eye from its socket and starts wiping away

you ever think about how taako’s from a planar system advanced enough to have invented spaceships, and he married a man old enough to remember when the miasma theory of disease was first suggested.

kravitz is so old that he saw fantasy beethoven perform live.

kravitz is so old that he uses slang that even angus’s grandfather wouldn’t have heard in his youth. taako has to stop what he’s doing and take a long walk around the block to calm down after kravitz refers to magnus and merle as taako’s “chuckaboos.“ 

kravitz doesn’t know why he’s laughing??? what’s with that gigglemug, taako??? taako can’t believe this is how kravitz is going to finally kill him. please. have mercy. he surrenders. just take him to the eternal stockade.

Gold Painting Tutorial by CelestialFang

Joyous Candlenights all!!! This art gift is for @ungarmax! Twist plot, I was your @thecandlenightszone gifter :D!!!! 

The birds are trying to make a gingerbread Starblaster to scale. Taako and Lup are arguing about the bake of the cookie and the consistency of the icing (both are fine, this is just tradition.) Davenport is mad because this is his ship godsdammit! He knows it back to front, and he can tell when something’s off model. Angus is excited to make a perfectly edible scaled model. Lucretia actually has a journal detailing the Starblaster’s design. Barry and Merle are like, “It’s just a cookie ship calm down.” Magnus is eating a gingerbread Magnus. And Kravitz is like, “I just live here.”

Further description under the cut!