Counting Sheep 🐏

For anyone wondering when I’ll start writing again, I’m cutting straight to the chase! My answer is: I don’t know. I’m not as obsessed with epithet erased as I used to be (even though I still have a lot of love for it) and these days I’ve just,, sort of run out of motivation. I absolutely don’t want to make any excuses for anyone who cares about the stuff I jot down, but hopefully y’all will understand when I say that I’m in a really bad place mentally. The only reason I’m writing this, is because I feel like I’m leaving y’all in the dark and I feel like that isn’t fair.

For now I’ll be closing requests, and if it turns out that I want to do more than just “take a break,” I’ll let you guys know.

But!! On the other hand, if I ever fall back in love with headcanons and the series, I’ll start answering requests that are gathering dust.

Creepy cartoon conspiracy videos on YouTube:

“Number 5, Epithet Erased...

This show is about a twelve-year-old girl named Molly, who gets stuck in a museum after closing time with multiple criminals, all focused on the same artifact. However, some fans of the show speculate that the museum is actually a metaphor for the afterlife. Everyone who stays at the museum that night is in fact dead, all dying in multiple different ways. Molly dies at the beginning events of the show, where a group of children take a tour of the museum, with Molly’s father as their chaperone. However, the museum ends up catching on fire, with all of the children escaping except for Molly, because she was asleep on the floor at the time of the fire. Due to being a neglectful person, Molly’s father decides to save himself and let his daughter die, causing her to wake up in the middle of the museum after closing time, or in other words, the afterlife.

Number 6, Courage the Cowardly Dog...”

Picture creds go to Lazy Fox Nia on YouTube! (it’s literally just from the we are number one video though so I uh-)

The Boys™️ and Molly hanging out!

Now normally they WOULD try to go to a gas station and buy beer with someone’s fake ID, (even if they don’t like the taste of it) but because Molly’s there they choose to rob a few snacks and vandalize the bathroom instead :)

Spike, Dark Star and Crusher steal bubblegum and chips while Flamethrower, Giovanni and Molly are taking turns signing their names in *guitar riffs* graffiti~

Since Molly has grown closer with the boys since the museum fiasco, flamethrower even shows Molly how to write the S thing with his red spray paint :D

All of this is going on while Ben and Car Crash are waiting in his truck, Car Crash trying to concentrate on “looking for anyone suspicious that could report them to the police or something,” and Ben trying to fight him for the aux cord

Car Crash: Here, lets just listen to the radio while they’re at it, what station do you want

Ben: Actually I uploaded something to my soundcloud last night, if you could just pass me the cord :)

Car Crash:

Car Crash: So what station do you w

When all of The Boys™️ get home (aka Giovanni’s basement) Flamethrower goes STRAIGHT for the beanbag in the corner of the room, and drags it forward while Crusher unpacks all the snacks he helped steal

While this is happening: Ben and Car Crash are setting up Ben’s switch on Giovanni’s old dresser, Dark Star and Spike are using Giovanni’s old blankets and worn out couch to set up their usual fort and Giovanni and Molly are in the kitchen, begging one of Gio’s moms to see if they can bake cookies for the gang

Normally when it’s just Giovanni asking, the answer is a straight up no but SINCE MOLLY’S HERE- the answer is a yes, since Giovanni’s mom thinks Molly is a sweet little girl who knows how to clean up after herself (unlike her son-)

So while everyone’s eating and playing smash downstairs, Molly’s putting on her stolen dollar-store apron and Giovanni rummages through the cabinets, looking for all the supplies he can find

Back in the basement, Spike and Crusher are fighting over who gets to use Giovanni’s current pillow as a seat, Ben keeps using the same moves in smash (and keeps winning-) and everyone else is watching YouTube on their own phones, eating snacks as they wait for their turn on the switch

Pretty soon Dark Star gets bored and goes upstairs, wondering where Giovanni and Molly are. He looks around and eventually finds them in the kitchen, hovered over their cooling tray of cookies- Both of them giggling as they paint the faces of every one of the Banzai Blasters with frosting

Dark Star offers to join in (not being happy when he sees his painted face on a nearly burnt cookie-) and draws little stars and the planet Saturn on the untouched cookies, Molly and Giovanni finally getting to go downstairs with the rest