Welcome to the Silly Cave

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

I fuck with banana bread it’s the most delicious thing on earth why does everyone always leave me

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one