im nasty as fuck but also full of love

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped