It Ya Boi

BRO LEAVE JAX ALONE HE HAD ENOUGH

AWWWWW THE RIBBIT DESIGN IS SO SO ADORABLE!!!

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW