aún el ave libre en su volar

never let a blonde man get confidence

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

in hindsight i think max dodged a bullet getting out of there lap one

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom