aún el ave libre en su volar

your cat was an honor to see in the window

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters

On a more serious note though perhaps I'm obsessed with this because I want more sympathy for characters who externalize their problems. Fuck being a perfect victim fuck being a decent one, something horrible was done to you and it was never recognized and you will never ever get back the person you were before, you had everything taken from you and now all you're left with is anger and sharp things and you know what. You should be able to bite people about it

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

like to charge, reblog to cast 🫡

[Image: Computer art of Timmy Turner kneeling and praying at his bed, “Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”.]

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

"Lifting is about strength." Wrong. Lifting is about 4th grade math.

To lift 200lb you must first consider the standard issue bar weighs 45lb. The plate denominations on hand are 45lb, 25lb, 10lb, 5lb, and 2.5lb. The two sides of the bar must be completely balanced and with the bar add up to 200lb. Someone moved the 2.5lb plates. Where did they go. Solve for n.